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virtual perish - dick in the pit كلمات الأغنية

what’s up everybody?
hey, real talk
everybody here has a story about that guy
you know the one
the one who makes the concert experience sh_tty for everyone?
like that sh_thead in the front with the really big hat who won’t sit the f_ck down?!
or those assh0l_s who keep smacking you in the face with their dreadlocks?!
or the people who find sh_t to throw on the stage or the seats behind ’em?
or lighting sh_t on firе?
or trying to engage in a fight with the pеrformer?
so let me ask you something
has everyone here been on their best behavior?
all cool?
n0body’s ruining your experience, right?
hmm… i’m not hearing a lot of applause
so let’s do something about it!
let’s all take a moment to point your finger at anyone acting up!
go on, don’t be shy!
point away!
hey!
d_ckheads!
yeah!
you!
you’re being pointed at, aren’t you?!
the people have spoken _ cut the sh_t!
oh, look at him, see
look at him, oo
worst motherf_cker at the venue
godd_mn, i just wanna watch the show
but this motherf_cker just decided to

smoke!
a joint!
in the middle of the pit!
i can’t breathe, you d_ck!
pot clouds are thick!

what kind of moron would want to
light up and mellow out
at an up_tempo high_energy metal show anyway!?

dude i speak for all of us
put that sh_t out!

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surfing the crowd
kicking my head
wish i had a warning
i’ll grab his leg
move him along, wait
stop
what the f_ck is that
smell?!
oh god!
he’s not wearing pants!
that brown trail on his leg
better be mud! (no chance!)

now what’s he doing?
his eyes widen
he just puked on everybody!
well i gotta go!
f_ck this, i’m gonna go stand in line for the bathroom
no, do not follow me!
go away!
“i ain’t standing in line for this sh_t!”
wait what are you
he’s p_ssing on my f_cking leg!
“it’s sterile!
hey some people pay good money to get p_ssed on!”

d_ck (d_ck)
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d_ck from the pit

injuries (ow!)
hurting me (hey!)
throwing elbows and windmilling everybody
picking up pennies and reaching for jesus and donkey kick all of the people
are you having fun?!
i’m done!
you better f_ckin’ run!
where is security?!
i need a gun!

get him away from the stage or he’ll
“oh sh_t”
he’s knocking equipment all over
and now we’ve had enough!

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ah, do you see how much fun we can have when everybody’s courteous?
what a great show, you guys have been amazing
thanks for coming out

man i’ve never said d_ck so many times in my whole god d_mned life
aw man, this calls for a beer and a taco!

alright let’s work on another song over the internet!
_log in sounds_
edge: h_llo? h_llo?
aurelio: h_llo?
edge: h_llo, can you hear me?
…
edge: can you hear me?
aurelio: emmm… are you there? h_llo?
edge: can. you. hear. me
aurelio: ermmm…
edge: _sigh_
_log out, log in_
edge: how ’bout now?
aurelio: h_llo?
edge: how ’bout now? can you hear me?
aurelio: are you there?
…
aurelio: hrm…
edge: ok let me try somethin’
_log out_
this is bullsh_t… where’s this stupid setting, it’s gotta be like ten f_ckin’ menus deep… finding this sh_t…
alright… there. let’s try it with that on
_log in_
edge: h_llo. h_llo
aurelio: hey
edge: oh, you can hear me now!
aurelio: yes!
edge: alright!
aurelio: finally!
edge: progress!
aurelio: yeah… um, so can you see it_ can you see my screen?
edge: yes… it’s all black though… of course it’s black…
aurelio: ugh…
edge: can’t see anything…
_log out, log in_
aurelio: can you see it now maybe?
edge: yeah, but it’s… glitchin’ out something awful. is your program crashin_ h_llo? i can’t_… h_llo? did your_?
_log out_
his computer crashed! this is great! i just love this! ugh can this day get any worse…
some f_ckin’ guy: hey, whaddaya doin’?
edge: oh god d_mn it not this f_ckin’ guy… i’m trying to record a song over the internet with a friend and we’re having nothing but problem_
some f_ckin’ guy: wouldn’t it be easier if he came over?
edge: no, he’s in austria…
some f_ckin’ guy: well what’s he doin’ over there?
edge: he lives there….!
some f_ckin’ guy: when’d he start livin’ there?
edge: he’s always lived there! he’s austrian! didn’t you tell? he has an accent….?
some f_ckin’ guy: oh… i just thought he was r_t_rded…
edge: bah! you’re r_t_rded! _door slams_
now he’s got me sayin’ it!
work from home they said, it’s less ___stressful___ they said!
_log in_
edge: h_llo!
aurelio: h_llo?
edge: f_cking h_ll!
aurelio: heh mate, don’t be so loud
edge: sorry, sorry
aurelio: um… yeah my whole… my whole computer died
edge: ugh…
aurelio: because my sound program was like “yeah, not gonna do it today!”
edge: great… just great
aurelio: mhm
edge: alright… share screen… here we go
aurelio: yes… you can see it?
edge: yeah, i can see it, the sound program’s not crashing…
aurelio: great
edge: we’re good!
aurelio: good so far? man… this album has been a pain in the _rs_…
edge: hey, we got the important part of the album right
aureltio: and… what is that?
edge: at least we could think of a title

- virtual perish

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