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unfamousradish - mr. & mrs. asparagus كلمات أغنية

let me tell you the story
of two delectable vegetables
asparagus boy and asparagus girl
were only so young

but they knew then that they had something
so once they were older they had their wedding
and now they go by
mr and mrs asparagus

they would go on their honeymoon
traveling all around the globe
i swear that you couldn’t miss
anytime you’d look, they’d kiss

now fast forward it’s been some months
and you would definitely be a dunce
to think that these lovers
could ever be without one another

because they knew then that they had something
so they would share some chocolate pudding
and they still go by
mr and mrs asparagus

holding leaf in leaf they ran around town
never ever gonna stop love a dove loving
even if it’s in their
last and final moments
one fine morning mr asparagus leans over
he doesn’t find his wife in bed and he sweats all over
he looks up and down the house to only find nothing
where did his wife go, the truth will be quite shocking

his wife had a fling with a celery man
once he found out he was never quite the same
and he vowed to get his revenge

he was unsure of how to do it
to get his justice
he would do the unthinkable
confront his demons

one week later he went out
to that celery man’s house
he then took his two hands
and strangled him to death!

after he had gone home and he did some thinking
he knew he just lost every single little thing
and that was the end of mr asparagus

(do do do do do do do do do)

- unfamousradish

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