uberocity - haruhi fujioka vs mulan lyrics
mulan:
i’m bringing the thunder, disses colder than eclair!
a plain jane against a trained maiden isn’t ouran fair
i’m a typhoon who will course through your gender fluid flow
and your father who looks like he came from rocky horror picture show
your harem wants you as a puppet for their schemes__nekozawa!
it’s my whole lineage against you and your dead mama!
i’m a savage hun hunter who spits fire like mushu
didn’t even have to try to make a man out of you!
haruhi:
why inhibit your brains with that masculine brawn?
don’t you think that’s going too fa, mulan?
i won’t bow to your dynasty! there’s simply no wei!
so i’ll shatter all of china when i drop the vase
you’re betrothed to my fist! time to meet your match maker!
once upon a time i became a storybreaker!
cause when you step to a honey_sweet_talking casanova
your nightmares will be graver than a glance at kasanoda
as the host with the most i’m sure that you’ll cherish
my mon_goal to arrange your defeat like a marriage
entering my music room? you can’t best me in song!
i’ll smash back this mere reflection like a game of ping pong
mulan:
bringing pride to your family is lesson number one
your dishonor just admits you to the zuko club!
i bet you hika_rue relationships you chose to be in
since you blew off those lesbians for dates with the twins
i’ll leave a commoner sue_oh’d for your bdsm mess:
calling your boyfriend daddy like he’s in it for incest
burst bars like fireworks when this general’s in command
my one direction in life is now to break up your boy band!
haruhi:
let me review my debts and see what i ky_owe ya
a b_tch slap from the heights of mt. fujioka!
using natural charm tends to be my tama_key
but i’ll turn you rose red and uproot your family tree!
i’m on a roll when it comes to my honor, you just disappoint!
why grab an arrow when you’ve proven you can’t get to the point!
i propose that you leave! woman, we’ll never be equal!
although somehow your rhymes weren’t as bad as your sequel!
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