there were some scientists
tryin’ to figure out the sasquatch riddle
then they figured out it was a missing link
in search of sasquatch – that was a kick -ss in search of.
with leonard nimoy kicking out the jams
he captured imaginations of people all around the globe
his name was sasquatch so i am told
his legend’s ancient in the ancient scribe
of the indian tribe (apache tribe)
scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he’s real
listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he’s real
couldn’t be a man in gorilla suit no f-ckin’ way now you know he’s real
real real real-real real real really-real real
don’t take this personally, cause it’s not about your playing
no dude, your drumming is kick–ss.
it’s just that the d it’s always just been me and kg
and we’re just not comfortable being a power trio.
i hope there’s no hard feelings
we know your legend’s real
we know your love is real
you and tenacious d… are… reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal
tell tenacious d they were kick–ss
and who should i tell them said that
tell them it was sasqua- tell them it was a friend.
you know what… you better tell them it was sasquatch.
they won’t know what friend you’re talking about.