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triumph the insult comic dog - i keed [clean] كلمات أغنية

[verse 1]
i thought my cd was done, but that’s not what they say
“do an insult track, we need it for radio play”
cram in the names, i’ll take a long, hard pee
time to mess up the biz like an mp3
american idols, that’s who i look for
in the p__p section of my local record store
ruben or clay, oh, which should i pick?
it’s like choosing which puddle of vomit to l!ck
and when i want something even more fruity and fake
i look up ‘n’ for n’sync or ‘t’ for timberlake
so many sk!lls justin’s making a buck at
does he rap? does he sing? he doesn’t know what to suck at
now as for the b_tches, let’s give britney thanks
for the face that launched a million preteen sk_nks
you were a virgin that had to be hard
you’ve had more bones in your mouth than a st. bernard

[hook 1]
i keed, i keed! (he just make a little joke)
i joke with you! (little dog, little joke)
i keed, i keed! (he just make a little joke)
yeah, you’re a great actress too (little dog, little joke)

[verse 2]
now let’s go to walmart, where they won’t sell my cd
that company’s nuts are in a jar, in aisle three
but you can see christina in all her sl_thood
it’s like watching p_rn but the music’s not as good
i want to stuff my tv’s crotch with a dollar
still, i’d hump you if i could wear my flea collar
you’re looser than my p__p after eating honeydew
only 50 cent’s been plugged more than you
and yet, you’re too old for fred durst to desire
he’s checking out the cast of lizzie mcguire
soon, fred will try to get mandy moore
to open for him, and i don’t mean on tour
you’re not the first, durst, poor r. kelly
his videos premiere at the lapd
i believe they set up an innocent guy
you know what else? i believe i can fly
[hook 2]
i keed, i keed! (he just make a little joke)
i joke with you! (little dog, little joke)
i keed, i keed! (he just make a little joke)
i believe michael too, yes (little dog, little joke)

[verse 3]
now look how freaking cool those guys from the strokes are
their riffs are three times as old as my jokes are
hey, white stripes guy, is that your wife or your sister?
shouldn’t you be playing country music, mister?
hey, coldplay, maybe you should be coldsore
back when you were u2, i liked you so much more
somehow, your song “yellow” reminds me of pee
i think ’cause when it’s over, it’s a big relief to me
yo, p!nk, is that your hair or a tattoo?
i didn’t know supercuts had a drive_thru
yo, nelly, what the h_ll kind of name is that?
that’s about as gangsta as an easter bonnet hat
and snoop says he’s clean now? you make the call
the guy’s higher than billy joel’s cholesterol
snoop, there’s only room for one dog, putz
and i can rap, can you l!ck your own nuts?
p__p diddy, are you in show business still?
i didn’t know wearing a suit was a sk!ll
j lo, j lo, the giant tail_o
for a doggy’s nose, that’s the holy grail_o
shakira’s b_tt’s fine, but it won’t hold still, you see
i sniffed elton john’s tush just for all the history
i sniffed j_lo’s ass and got too touchy_feely
she let loose a bomb that was bigger than gigli
[hook 3]
i keed, i keed! (he just make a little joke)
i joke with you (little dog, little joke)
i keed, i keed! (nothing wrong with your b_tt)
i even like… i don’t like affleck (nothing wrong with your b_tt)

[verse 4]
avril lavigne, punk queen, now there’s a kidder
go back north, celine needs a baby_sitter
philip glass, atonal ass, you’re not immune
write a song with a ____ tune
and on the list of b_tches don’t leave off mtv
i scared them and eminem, so they gave the hook to me
slim shady, why do you find me so scary?
we’re just two regular dudes who banged mariah carey
wipe off that frown, just do without it
hey, my mom was a b_tch too, but i don’t go writing songs about it

[hook 4]
i keed, i keed! (he just make a little joke)
i joke with you! (little dog, little joke)
i keed, i keed! (he just make a little joke)
you know i never meant to hurt you (never meant to make you cry)

[outro]
i keed, i keed!— (he just make a little joke—)

- triumph the insult comic dog

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