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tommy autos - big keith (a big bad john parody) كلمات أغنية

[verse 1]
every morning at the mine you’d see him arrive
he stood four foot six, weighed three_fourty_five
wide as a boulder, had a knackered hip
fly busting open, couldn’t do his zip
big keith!

[verse 2]
no one really knew what keith actually did
he just waddled to t’canteen for double fried egg and chips
never said much, mouth were always full
but everyone knew you had to hide your b_tt’s from
big keith!

[verse 3]
they say he used to run a plant making ready mix
just ligged up in the office like a big fat pig
then he leant on an isolator, the shock k!lled six
now he’s back in orange overalls like a belle minimix
big keith!

[chorus]
big keith!
big keith!
big fat keith!
[verse 4]
then came the day when keith snuck down the shaft
thought he’d scoff their grub while they’re on wit’ hard graft
he found their stash and he went to town
after one look they knew he’d stuffed it all down
big keith!

[verse 5]
his face turned red and he let out a groan
his stomach’s a rumblin’ they cried “oh he’s gonna blow!”
men tried to scarper but the lift were too slow
keith just cracked a smile and let his guts go
oh keith!

[chorus]
big keith!
big keith!
big fat keith!

[instrumental]

[verse 6]
the walls started shaking and the timbers all cracked
and a cheese cutting wind went off wit’ their hats
the shaft couldn’t handle keith’s unplanned blast
in this gas filled void the men knew they were trapped
except keith!
[verse 7]
keith made his way to the foot o’t collapse
scoffing dirt and rocks down like a donner wrap
before they knew it, there was enough of a gap
and all the miners scrambled out of this h_llish death trap
except keith!

[chorus]
big keith!
big keith!
big fat keith!

[bridge]
keith never made it, out of that shaft
they just covered it with a slab of granite
and these few words are written on it:
“at the bottom of this pit…
lies a big fat f_cking b_st_rd”!

[chorus / outro]
big keith!
big keith!
big keith!
big keith!
big fat keith!

- tommy autos

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