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tom cardy - tom cardy presents the even newer tom cardy range lyrics

tom cardy presents the even newer tom cardy range lyrics
[intro]
i’m a business man with a business plan
i’m gonna make you money in_
(spoken)
h_llo benton
do you have more vinyls now?
how is your number in my phone?
i want a new mug and a corduroy hat
what?
you get the corduroy hat and you’re on the triple_js, so i want one_
i’m not doing any more merch_ the f_ck? (merchandise)
i want a new mug, a hat, a bag, and repress the vinyl in a fun color, okay? goodbye
(round 2)
(fight)

[verse 1]
pink
the vinyl is pink and
the high five shirt really makes you think
(anxious jumper) very very fine, and
the big breakfast now comes in a mug
did i say i made a shirt with the samе design as the sweatеr
i don’t think i did

did you know i made a hat
made a corduroy for your head
you did not
i got a bag that says ‘i am tired’
only buy this bag if you are tired
please don’t ruin the system
don’t make me a liar by buying this bag if you’re not tired
if you want a vinyl
then buy a vinyl
don’t wait till they’re sold out
and then message me

[outro]
(spoken)
i don’t have any left
i don’t have extra vinyl
that i don’t sell lying arou_
i don’t have_ there’s_
no one has vinyls lying around
that’s not how vinyls work
that’s not how anything works
(sung)
(did you restock the vinyl, mister?)
(i want a new mug and a corduroy hat)

- tom cardy

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