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toastieisirish - john wilkes booth vs freddy fazbear lyrics

remember back in march 12th where toastie and egg decided to create bo burnham vs saul goodman? well…2 weeks later…they decided to make another rap battle…

epic s_x!
john wilkes booth!
vs
freddy fazbear!!!
begin!!!!!

[verse 1: freddy fazbear]
hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor
you’re lame as sh_t
i’m gonna f_cking steal your kidneys
and put them on pizza
cuz why the f_ck not you b_tch?!
um…
i’m sh_t in your pants
and make everybody think you sh_t yourself but in reality…
it was me!
f_ck you!!!
i_teh_hee
you…you needed to k!ll john wilkes booth for fame!
i only needed for someone to k!ll 5 children here to be famous
f_ck you
b_tch

…car rises on your b_lls_
[verse 2: john wilkes booth]
alright, freddy! welcome to arby’s!
i really love their curly fries and you can suck on ar_deez
you’re going to need it with a shovel and bail
everything you did was an epic fail
wait sh_t! that’s the wrong battle! i’m not bart simpson!
i hate you, lincoln! wait…sh_t! f_ck you!
b_tch…
cum. ass. motherf_cker
f_cking hoe b_tch!!!
_gun noise made with mouth_

[verse 3: phantom freddy]
motherf_cker! f_ck you b_tch!!!
i’m gonna sh_t!
and i’m gonna f_cking k!ll you!
_unintelligible gibberish_
also…you got f_cking ratioed
cuz they put one pennies on your grave!!!
they f_cking ratioed you irl!!!
how f_cking sad do you have to be for that to happen?!

[verse 4: john wilkes booth]
oh sh_t, he’s back to life
umm…well then!!!
i hate you! i voiced cracked
f_ck you! i hate you!
i’m going_i have a gun d_ck!
i k!lled abraham lincoln because i wanted attention!!!
no i f_cking didn’t!!!
you needed a 40 year old virgin who is a pedophile to k!ll you!!!
f_ck you!!! i hate you!!!
you_i am going to block you on discord!!!
i hate you!!!
jared s!!! come over here!!!!!!!!!!
[verse 4: jared s]
did someone say my name? well it’s my turn to rhyme!
oh…freddy, you closed your channel down? it’s about time!
oh wait…this is the wrong battle! i’m not facing icekingfan 400!
well…oh well. i’m just gonna f_ck b_tches!!!
….yeah!

“f_ck you matthew. why’d you make me record? f_cking film for this sh_t?”

“oh…oh god! oh sh_t!!!”

[verse 5: the flash]
coming so fast, you’ll need a cast!
you’ll need a cast like darklink’s ass
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that was complete gibberish!
i don’t give a f_ck! cuz. i. f_ck. bit. ches!
oh wait, i stole that line from jared s
you know what? f_ck you, b_tch!
yes i rhymed b_tch with b_tch!
i don’t give two sh_ts!
ay…
i rap fast like i’m sonic.exe!
i traveled back in time to crack your mother!
and now i can say like darth vader said, “i am your father”!
[verse 6: arthur morgan]
i’m arthur morgan
and i have tuberculosis
_starts coughing_
_has seizure as the arthur morgan coughing sound effect (bass boosted) fades in_
_taco bell dong_

[verse 7: adolf hitler]
i am adolf hitler!!!
you are so f_cking uncool that you f_cking died!!!
what kind of person f_cking dies?!
while f_cking rap_it wasn’t even a cool death!!!
you had a f_cking seizure! what the f_ck is wrong with you?!
seizures aren’t even associated with tuberculosis!!!
what the f_ck?!
even i’m surprised and i f_cking k!lled people!!!
what the sh_t?! you’re just on the f_cking ground!!!
do i need to call emergency services?!

…ur um uh…
who won?
who’s next?
you decide f_ckers!

be prepared for the next installment of epic s_x

- toastieisirish lyrics

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