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tim wilson - if you try to save this marriage again lyrics

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[verse 1]
there’s ‘leven of us in a jim walter home
they got your genes and my chromosomes
but these young’uns are about to drive me out of my skull
they’ve lost their minds and you’ve lost your looks
you think i’ve slept with the telephone book
but to tell you the truth, i’m only half way through the q’s
and if you try to save this marriage again
i’ll k!ll you

[verse 2]
you’re louder than an outboard evinrude
you got us living on little_league food
you’re cooking corn dogs for a thirty_five_year_old man
and you’ve been laying around like i’m a nurse’s aidе
i oughta draw checks from medicaid
you laid on the sofa ‘til your b_tt turnеd black and blue
and if you try to save this marriage again
i’ll k!ll you

[verse 3]
honey, call your lawyer, get him on the phone
y’all can split everything that i own
divorce is rough, and there’s h_ll to pay
but we don’t own anything anyway
since you turned me in to the eternal revenue
and if you try to save this marriage again
i’ll k!ll you
[instrumental]

sic it to her, wayne

[verse 4]
honey, call your lawyer, tell him everything
man, that fat lady sure could sing
take the durn house, and i wish you luck
there’s a hooter girl waiting in the pickup truck
about a 38 d and about a 38 iq
and if you try to save this marriage again
i’ll k!ll you

[outtro]
if you try to save this marriage again
i’ll k!ll you

- tim wilson

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