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theshmuz - dumb ways to drive كلمات أغنية

coat your wheels with vaseline
give a hit to a washing machine
play bumper cars with a flatbed truck
or hide and seek with a full grown buck

dumb ways to drive
so many dumb ways to drive
dumb ways to dri_i_ive
so many dumb ways to drive

practice taekwondo as you cruise
use your road time to catch a snooze
do your makeup in the mirror while you’re running late
take the oncoming lane on the interstate

dumb ways to drive
so many dumb ways to drive
dumb ways to dri_i_ive
so many dumb ways to drive

have a race with a highway cop
reach a red light and forget to stop
hand a set of keys to each of your kids
take a very long drivе on a really short bridge

dumb ways to drive
so many dumb ways to drivе
dumb ways to dri_i_ive
so many dumb ways to drive
reverse on a one way street
pass the rocks on and brake to the beat
find a mine and drive right through
“i wonder what’s this red b_tton do?”

dumb ways to drive
so many dumb ways to drive
dumb ways to dri_i_ive
so many dumb ways to drive

go to a car wash with the sun roof open
speed of a cliff into the atlantic ocean
sit behind the wheel when you’re drunk as a sailor
forget to designate a driver that’s sober
drink and drive ’til the day’s over
they may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

the dumbest ways to drive
the dumbest ways to drive
the dumbest ways to dri_i_ive
so many dumb
so many dumb ways to drive

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please do so responsibly
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