thepotatinator - emirates sucks كلمات أغنية
[verse]
potato laced his travel shoes
leyla said, “no way we lose”
third trip to j_pan, smooth flight
emirates gave them a ‘deal’ so right
ana was full, the price too high
so they rolled the dice and kissed goodbye
[verse]
crying babies formed a choir
the food was wet, the seat caught fire
leyla’s meal looked strangely cursed
potato’s tray somehow was worse
no pizza left, his soul went blank
just soggy fish and a tofu plank
[refrain]
they missed their flight, dubai said “stay”
and stole a precious j_pan day
[chorus]
emirates sucks, it’s clear as day!
they fed us grief on a plastic tray
the cabin cried, the babies screamed
our peaceful flight was only dreamed
that was h_ll, we are done
we’d rather walk or even run!
[verse]
but then, salvation! haneda’s gate!
the tears dried up, though they were late
potato cheered, “we’re finally free!”
leyla sobbed, “i need onigiri!”
they hopped on ana_ with glee
a flawless ride that was stress_free!
[verse]
in coats of fluff, they hit the snow
ate miso ramen in the glow
then back again, clean and fast
to expo grounds where fun would last
they went to fuji, stars above
potato whispered, “man, this place i love”
[refrain]
the heat was gone, the dream alive
it’s j_pan time, let’s truly thrive!
[chorus]
emirates sucks, it’s clear as day!
they fed us grief on a plastic tray
the cabin cried, the babies screamed
our peaceful flight was only dreamed
that was h_ll, we are done
we’d rather walk or even run!
[bridge]
emirates sucks, it’s clear as day!
they fed us grief on a plastic tray
the cabin cried, the babies screamed
our peaceful flight was only dreamed
that was h_ll, we are done
we’d rather walk or even run!
[chorus]
emirates sucks, it’s clear as day!
they fed us grief on a plastic tray
but ana brought us back to grace
with on_board service and a smiling face!
from sapporo, to neon nights
j_pan revived our inner lights!
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