
themusicnerdguy - momma’s boyfriends lyrics
[intro: billy joel & sam dees]
seems such a waste of time
if that’s what it’s all about
mama if that’s movin’ up then i’m—
(alright you n____s, al_alright)
(alright you n____s, al_alright)
(alright you n____s, al_alright)
(alright you n____s, al_alright)
[chorus]
i never liked you n____s
who knew, one day, i’d be just like you n____s?
ugh_ugh_ugh, all right, you n____s
ugh_ugh_ugh, all right, you n____s
when i become my momma’s boyfriends?
[verse 1]
he walked in our lives, i was only five
superman pajamas, i was super_duper fly
sitting there like, “wow, he at least hooper size”
you know i scrutinize, like, “who this newer guy?”
i’m my momma boyfriend, i’m her little husband
i was the man of the house when it wasn’t
tryna get to know me, homie? just k!ll thе charm
you ain’t interested in mе, you just tryna f_ck my mom
we are the voices of our parents’ bad choices
the aftermath of divorces, the kids of bitter split_ups
and babysitters, grandparents that don’t know what do to with us
and the last thing i want to see is momma’s new n____
you ol’ old spice_wearing, short chain_wearing
dress shoes and jogging pants_wearing, church sock_wearing
when you first stop caring about your appearance?
when you get here anyway? i already got parents
don’t try to put me in line, i already got crayons
my momma said i could do it, i already got clearance
keep your hands off my mama, how anita got clarence
yeah, i know she look good, but you need to stop staring
i drew a picture of her that’d make her proud
but the door was locked, and the tv up so loud
i scream out, “i ain’t going to sleep no time soon!
and when i do, i’m sleeping in my momma room!”
[chorus]
i don’t like you, n____
if i was old enough, i’d fight you, n____
i want to run over you with my bike, you n____
don’t go to sleep at night, you n____
when i become my momma’s boyfriends?
when i become my momma’s boyfriends?
[verse 2]
twenty years later, where has the time gone?
now, a n____ dating, having problems of his own
and now, a n____ grown, and the tables turned around
i never thought i ever raise another n____’s child
he don’t like his momma’s boyfriends, just like me
don’t wanna do the wrong thing, that’s very un_spike lee
but he be like deebo ’round his momma’nem
’cause when she here, he be quiet
when she leave, he be talking again
he be wilding again—be calm
i don’t drink the drama or sip the dom tyler perry_on
“you gon’ marry my mom?”
look, i don’t read palms, and i don’t read psalms
but i did take lil’ man to church, took lil’ man to school
“look, lil’ man, kids don’t make the rules
even though i ain’t raise you, and you your mama angel
don’t get it twisted, baby boy—i’ll ving rhames you”
[chorus]
i never liked you n____s
who knew, one day, i’d be just like you n____s?
ugh_ugh_ugh, all right, you n____s
ugh_ugh_ugh, all right, you n____s
when i become my momma’s boyfriends?
when i become my momma’s boyfriends?
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