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them hohoho$ - go elf yourself كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
clutch your pearls and tighten your b_ttholes because it’s christmas
trauma is the gift that keeps on giving

[verse 1]
this blessed time of year brings me mad anxiety
that’s why i hide my beer in the town nativity
my sisters’ on the rag, my brothers’ on parole
and he’s been on a bender ever since he left the cult

[chorus]
go elf yourself, bottom shelf wasted all the way
kids are throwing yellow snow, and daddy brought a date (great!)
judgement free, honestly, whatever keeps you sane
havе a merry b_tchmas, happy alcoholidays!

[verse 2]
creepy drunk old d_ck (perv), crying in his jack
dressеd up like redneck saint nick, tryna get me on his lap
the family narcissist called me a psychopath
told her we can see your mistletoe, and she can kiss my ass!

[chorus]
go elf yourself, bottom shelf wasted all the way
we were supposed to be in the florida keys
but steve can’t leave the state (great!)
judgement free, honestly, whatever keeps you sane
have a merry b_tchmas, happy alcoholidays!
[verse 3]
every year i swear i’m never coming back
’til momma reminds us all that this could be her last
passive little digs, agressive little sh_t
cousin brinley accidentally send a picture of her tits (gross!)

[chorus]
this is h_ll! aunt mich_lle! where’s the chardonnay?
kids are throwing yellow snow, and grandpa needs aa (great!)
judgement free, honestly, whatever keeps you sane
have a merry b_tchmas, happy alcoholidays!
have a merry little b_tchmas, happy alcoholidays!

[outro]
god help us!
god left a long time ago
merry christmas everyone

- them hohoho

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