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thecomputernerd01 - tik tok (ke$ha parody) lyrics

[verse 1]
wake up in the morning feeling like nick jonas (oh my gosh!)
i got my pixie sticks and hairbrush, this happens every day
i’m really lazy, all i do
it’s sit and eat this cheese stick, my pants are on the ground
i think i’m going crazy

[prechorus]
talking aunt jemima on my toes, toes
peter griffin on my clothes, clothes
chopsticks all up in my nose, nose
(ouch, it’s that blood?)
taking my mysp-ce pic in the bathroom
eating all of these pinchees
turning into a hobo

[chorus]
let’s punch cap’n crunch
then we’ll eat his face for lunch
fly a kite, drink some sprite
till we go to sleep tonight, tick tock
found a rock, gonna knock this poser’s socks off
woah, they’re purple
woah, woah
let’s punch cap’n crunch
then we’ll eat his face for lunch
fly a kite
drink some sprite
till we go to sleep tonight
tick tock
found a rock
gonna knock this poser’s socks off
woah they’re purple
woah, woah

[verse 2]
i just ordered a pizza
as well as 46 others
cause my fridge was out of milk
so i talked about its mother
and my friends are lining up
because they’re waiting for their meal
i just opened up my toilet seat to shaquille o’neill

[prechorus]
i got mad so i punched my van, van
i’m turning into a man, man
i started my very own clan, clan
chew gum and stick it on a tree, tree
just kidding, that could k!ll a bee, bee
going on a k!lling spree
i shot my knee

[chorus]
let’s punch cap’n crunch
then we’ll eat his face for lunch
fly a kite
drink some sprite
till we go to sleep tonight
tick tock
found a rock
gonna knock this poser’s socks off
woah they’re purple
woah, woah
let’s punch cap’n crunch
then we’ll eat his face for lunch
fly a kite
drink some sprite
till we go to sleep tonight
tick tock
found a rock
gonna knock this poser’s socks off
woah they’re purple
woah, woah

[bridge]
my car smelled really bad
so i wore some plaid
i bought myself an air freshener
it’s called peachy peach
but it smelled like an elf
so i threw it out
and tweeted all about it
my car smelled really bad
so i wore some plaid
i bought myself an air freshener
it’s called peachy peach
but it smelled like an elf
so i threw it out
and tweeted all about it

now i just restocked the fridge
i bought 1 percent

- thecomputernerd01

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