the reen-machine - oo chak-a-willie lyrics
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
i was walking through the jungle with a stick in my hand
the coolest motherf_cker in the whole wide land
i looked up a tree, what did i see?
but a big baboon tryna p_ss on me
i picked up a rock and i him him in the c_ck
that big baboon ran 15 blocks
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
little did i know at the end of the block
he ran right into the head of the flock
this littler motherf_cker with a great big roar
said he’s gonna make me very sore
here he comes, big and mean
but he ain’t no match for the reen machine
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
i picked up my stick and i broke all his bones
when i left all i could hear was moans
next thing i knew, i came to a clearing
all these strange voices i was hearing
a little old man came over from the well
he said “sit down girl, i got a story to tell”
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
oo chaka_a_willie from the coconut grove
he’s a mean motherf_cker you can tell by his clothes
he walked in the town with his pr_ck in his hand
he said “h_llo folks, i’m the peabody man”
he lined 100 women up against the wall
swore on the bible he could f_ck them all
at 98, with his pr_cked turned blue
took a shot of whiskey and f_cked the other two
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
when he was through with the very last two
who comes along but you know who
took out his gun, shot him in the head
oo chaka_a_willie, chaka_a_willie was dead
on his grave, all printed and green
oo chaka_a_willie was a f_ckin’ machine
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
oo chaka_a_willie, he went straight to h_ll
he f_cked the devil’s wife and the devil in jail
hey you motherf_cker, you think you’re so mean
don’t come down here like a f_cking machine
hit me like a brick right where it’s at
get the h_ll out before i give you a crack
oo chaka_a_willie, he looked back at his past
all he ever wanted was a little piece of ass (uh uh, huh)
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
he sat and squirmed with much despair
and she appeared right out of thin air
standing there like a ray of hope
but all he could do is sit and stroke
wearing two leafs and she’s wasting her time
oo chaka_a_willie said that he was fine
feeling something never felt in life
oo chaka_a_willie asked her to be his wife
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
no more women up against the wall
no more swearing he could f_ck them all
no more whiskey on his breath
’cause this woman brought a heavenly death
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
sitting there with tears in my eyes
that story came as a big surprise
here i am thinkin’ i’m the best in the land
but oo chaka_a_willie took that out of my hand
no more thinking that i’m the best
i’m going home to get back in my dress
so don’t be dumb, don’t be silly
’cause i’ll always be a chaka_a_willie
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka_a_willie
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