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the prophet obblonge - better than and equal to, so sue me lyrics

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hi, i’m the prophet obblonge

i’m better in every conceivable way than the tiny p_n_sed
racist hate group member, fat f_cking slob you are currently living with
smarter, more attractive physically, funnier, p_n_s more than twice his size and girth
as reported

so much better at partic_p_ting in s_xual activities it isn’t even in the same category
your best friend, your equal, the blue eyеd boy next door that you told your
family was your soulmate when you wеre 18 and i was 8
your perfect counterpart, compassionate and loving

an infinite attention span, stimulating conversationalist
we don’t have to modify our speech to communicate
you are the most intelligent person i have ever met
you are truly the s_xiest woman to ever exist

brown hair, hazel eyes, petite, looking up to kiss me
please bring yourself, the clothes you are wearing, and a case of zip fizz

you know what’s really awesome about this
i mean way f_cking cool
that the pathetic coward narcissist loser thomas wayne randle
a man with a very tiny p_n_s, can’t complain or say anything

what’s he gonna do, sue me
by all means, man
that would be ultra neato
bring me free publicity
as it is i’ve got to generate it all
juggle and eat fire and balance b_lls on my nose
if he could just sue me publicists would line up like ambulance chasers and insure a nice
clean high_def live camera on patty as she reads her gospel on a witness stand

and then leaves the courtroom with me
and we have a season of a reality show
she’s photogenic for sure
i’m not horribly asymmetrical

and he’s a genuine monster
he looks exactly like a picture of everything i’m accusing him of in a dictionary
she doesn’t use certain words and i only use them
that’s funny

and neither of us ever shut up
someone else has got to edit that dialogue, man
that is not my job

- the prophet obblonge

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