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the key of awesome - 12 days of miley lyrics

on the first day of miley, thor’s brother took from me
a big ass engagement ring
on the second day of miley, i gave my fans a treat
two cameltoes
and a p_rnographic selfie
on the third day of miley, my agent gave to me
three black friends
two cameltoes
and i smoked a joint on tv
on the fourth day of miley, lord jesus gave to me
four foam fingers
three black friends
two cameltoes
and a robin dry humping me
on the fifth day of miley, some house guests gave to me
five stds
four foam fingers
three black friends
two cameltoes
and i twerked on a christmas tree
_ miley, you wanna wrap that up?
_ shut up, daddy. i got like 50 more verses
_ i’m trying to get some sleep
_ chillax, daddy. it’s like two thirty in the afternoon
_ don’t make me give you an achey_breakey face
_ on the sixth day of miley, the devil gave to me
six daddies leaching…
what a douche!!
_ hey. shut your stupid trap
_ you shut yours
you ain’t the boss of me
you’re a redneck deadbeat daddy
okay, daddy, i’mma wrap this up because i have to p_ss like a racehorse and i’m starting to tweek a little bit
is it just me or is the heat turn up in here?
alright, let’s go from twelve
on the twelfth day of miley, i owned 2013
with twelve twerkers twerking
eleven tongues a l!cking
ten haters hating
nine wrecking ball rides
eight molly seizures
seven crying closeups….
_ please give me some money
_ five stds
four foam fingers
three black friends
two cameltoes
_ and a complete lack of decency
and that’s why thor’s brother broke up with her
_ shut up, daddy, don’t make me take away your allowance
_ you’re only famous cause of me
_ bullcr_p
_ give me that money, you little cricket

- the key of awesome

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