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the great luke ski - my name is al bundy كلمات الأغنية

hi! my name is, my name is, my name is…
hi! my name is, my name is, my name is…
hi! my name is, my name is, my name is… (love and marriage)

excuse me, can i have the family in fox viewing positions?

gee shmoes, do you like tv shows?
one ones with the kids and a mother and a father and all the best he knows?
well forget ’em, ’cause we all know that he blows
and listen to my life story, called “my three woes”
a redhead who’d known me took me out for minestrone
i got drunk and i wokе up in a state of matrimony. (oh no!)
then soon peg said “al bundy, to bеd we went.” (we did?)
“we had s_x and bred, now i’m pregnant.” (aaaah!)
first came kelly who’s dumber than grape jelly
followed next by bud who’s love life is h_ll he’d so often tell me
add fill_in my dog buck who’s just chillin’, (ruff!)
and now you know exactly how i got to be married with children
i sell a lifetime of shoes, and i always lose
got the permanent blues, and bad hygene like beetlejuice. (it’s showtime!)
this channel sucks! (dad, wait a minute, this is our station!)
i don’t give a cr_p, fox sent me to syndication!

hi! my name is (what?), my name is (who?), my name is… al bundy!
hi! my name is (huh?), my name is (peg?), my name is… al bundy!
hi! my name is (al.), my name is (al!), my name is… al bundy!
hi! my name is (dad.), my name is (daddy!), my name is… al bundy!
i once scored four touchdowns in one game at polk high
but now i cry, selling shoes to hippopotami
a schaumburg mall is now my prison
dealing with these women who look like godzilla is giving me an aneurism! (roooar!)
peg hangs with marcy, with the last name of darcy
she acts like a chicken, with a body built like parsley
married to jefferson. pretty boy house husband
we go out to a nudie bar and spend all of marcy’s tens!
“psychodad” was the name of my favorite program
we watch reruns of it at the meetings of n.o. m.a.a.m..
i come home from work and find peg on the sofa
she says she’ll make dinner after her marathon of oprah
i can’t enjoy my “big ‘uns” ’cause my daughter’s in the centerfold
each shoe i ever sold has added to my getting’ old
i called dr. kevorkian to help me ’cause my life is wrecked
but he wouldn’t accept my call from 1_800_collect!

help me, she wants some more s_x from me! (oooh al!)
peggy please, can’t you see that i’m watching the tv?
i can’t tell what buck thinks, because he’s not translatable
bud’s brain is debatable because his last date was inflatable
he once thought his grandmaster b image was the way to go
but all the girls saw right through it like a plate window
peg bought me underwear that’s all made of wool
i drive to work in my dodge, but it can’t outrun a lame yugo
peg shops with all the money i got
and when she stops, she’ll eat bon bons right out of the box
i’m lookin’ around for my baby pumpkin’, but she’s not here
she’s out picking up all the chicago sailors at navy pier!
my kids are driving me completely insane in the head
but they’re bundys, so i’ll stick by ’em ’til the day that i’m dead
i love my peg, (yeah, that’s right) and it’s safe to say i’d rather have her
then do some stupid show like “unhappily ever after”
hi! my name is (what?), my name is (who?), my name is… al bundy!
hi! my name is (huh?), my name is (peg?), my name is… al bundy!
hi! my name is (al.), my name is (al!), my name is… al bundy!
hi! my name is (dad.), my name is (daddy!), my name is… al bundy!

i’m al bundy, yes i’m the real bundy, all you other al bundys just ain’t that d_mn funny
so won’t the real al bundy please stand up? please stand up? please stand up?
yeah i’m al bundy, yes i’m the real bundy, all you other al bundys just ain’t that d_mn funny
so won’t the real al bundy please stand up? please stand up? please stand up?

- the great luke ski

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