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the great luke ski - grease wars كلمات أغنية

(opening music of star wars movies, segueing into the opening music of the song “grease”)
_sfx: blockade runner battle_

“force” (to the tune of “grease opening”)

leia:
a long time ago in a galaxy far away
the rebels stole some plans, led by me, princess leia
the empire chased us down in ships of steel
darth vader led the troops, based on what he could feel

vader:
force is the word!

leia:
force is the word, is the word, that you heard
it’s a groove in that meanie
force can be good,_

vader:
_or be bad in a sith lord
force is the way you are feeling

leia:
force is the word… (“is the word” echoes)
_sfx: r2_d2 noises_
c_3po: how did i get into this mess, i really don’t know how

“hopelessly devoted to r2” (to the tune of “hopelessly devoted to you”)

c_3po:
we seem to be made to suffer. it’s our lot in life
what mission are you talking about? not i!
we’ll go our separate ways
but of course jawas in sp_ce intrude, _sfx: r2_d2 noises_
i’m hopelessly devoted to r2

_sfx: jawas attack, interior of jawa transport_

but now, we’re caught in this trap
we’ll be melted down for scr_p
we’re doomed, lost my head, but still
i’m hopelessly devoted to r2… _sfx: r2_d2 noises_
hopelessly devoted to r2_d2!

_sfx: jawa babble_
uncle owen: all right, shut up, i’ll take these two

“luke, that’s me on tattooine” (to the tune of “look at me, i’m sandra dee”)

luke:
luke, that’s me, on tattooine
keeping vaporators clean
can’t go to school, ‘cause my uncle’s a fool
stuck trapped, on tattooine!
_sfx: r2 playing skipping message (partial)_

what the…? hey! let that message play
for some hermit, old and grey
called obi_wan. is it ben? now he’s gone!
r2 went on his way_ay_ay…

_sfx: sandpeople attack_

“sandpeople” (to the tune of “sandy”)

luke:
oh, sandpeople hate me! go away! i gotta find obi_wan

_sfx: obi_wan scares off sandpeople_

obi_wan:
they scare, easily, don’t be afraid little one
i knew your dad, a jedi knight, until murdered was he
by darth vader, ‘wink’, now this message…

_sfx: r2 playing skipping message (partial)_
luke: i saw part of the message he was…
obi_wan: i seem to have found it

obi_wan:
so let’s see
“obi_wan that i want” (to the tune of “you’re the one that i want”)

leia:
i need help, general ken0bi. i put the_ death star plans
in your hands. please help our nation, destroy the station! (echoes three times)

obi_wan: hmm, i sense much reverb in her

leia:
you better help out, ‘cause you served my dad
now he begs you to set us free
please take this droid, way out to alderaan
my dad will know how to retrieve
ewan, alec, hey, it’s all the same to me

it’s obi_wan that i want!
(obi’s the one i want!) ooh ooh ooh, help me!
obi_wan that i want!
(obi’s the one i want!) ooh ooh ooh, ken0bi!
obi_wan that i want!
(obi’s the one i want!) ooh ooh ooh!
i just can’t cope! (just can’t cope!)
you’re my only hope! (only hope!)

“luke, that’s me, on tattooine (reprise)” (to the tune of “look at me, i’m sandra dee (reprise)”)

luke:
luke, that’s me, it’s time to flee
there’s nothing left here now for me
relatives fried. now that they both have died
i’ll be a jedi like obi!

_sfx: landspeeder entering mos eisley, interior ambience noise of cantina_

luke, that’s me, in this wretched bee_
hive of scum and villainy
let’s catch a ride. hope we’ll find one inside
goodbye to tattooine!

han: chewie here tells me you’re looking for passage to the alderaan system
obi_wan: yes, indeed. if it’s a fast ship
han: fast ship?

“greased falcon” (to the tune of “greased lightnin’”)

han:
well this ship is smuggler flyin’, it’s cavern divin’, it’s hyyyperdrivin’
why, it’s the greased falcon!

luke: greased falcon?

han:
she’ll go point_five past light speed, and make the ladies wince
she’ll rock ya, with chewbacca!
she’ll out run all of your imperial entanglements
so step on in, just let the wookie win
yeah, she’s got it where it counts, long as you pay my amounts
so fork over ten grand, i’ll take you to alderaan
in greased falcon!

guys:
han solo, go go go go go go go go… go!

han:
go, greased falcon, you’re burnin’ up the kessel run

guys:
greased falcon, go greased falcon!… go!

han:
you’ll never find a faster ship in this millennium

guys:
greased falcon, go greased falcon!

han:
greedo’s the worst!

guys:
huh huh!

_sfx: greedo laughing_

han:
i shot first!

guys:
huh huh!

_sfx: blaster shot, thud_

han:
greased falcon!

guys:
han solo, go go go go go go go go…

“watch my home go kaboom” (to the tune of “there are worse things i could do”)

leia:
gov’nor tarkin had a plan. set his sights on alderaan
what could i do? i had to lie. said “dantooine”, but the guy
told me “syc” and then saw it through
but the worst thing i could do
is watch my home go ka_boom

han: our position is correct, except no alderaan. there’s another ship coming in
ben: it’s an imerial fighter
luke: look at him. he’s heading for that small moon

“that’s no moon” (to the tune of “blue moon”)

obi_wan:
that’s no moon! (that’s no moon, that’s no moon)
it’s a sp_ce station, oh no! (that’s no moon, that’s no moon)
you better turn the ship around. (that’s no moon, that’s no moon)

han:
i can’t! the tractor beam has locked us down

vader: i want every part of this ship checked
luke: boy, it’s lucky you had these compartments
_sfx: chewie yells, taking the trooper station_
obi_wan: i must go alone
_sfx: r2_d2 noises_
c_3po: he says he’s found princess leia
luke: the princess?! she’s here?!

“we’ll go to get her” (to the tune of “we go together”)

luke:
we’ll go to get her, like a super dooper trooper who is called tk_421!
sneak up and rescue her, with chewbacca, prisoner transfer, cell block 1_1_3_8!
while ben shuts down the tractor beam, we can go set her free!
r2, yeah!

han:
i’d rather forget her, and sit here, right on my b_tt and wait for the fossil now

luke:
but you like cash better, like moolah moolah moolah, pay off jabba the hutt, she’s rich!
bling bling, money, ka_ching, c’mon! save her then find obi_wan
wa_wa_wa_wan!

_sfx: skirmish arriving at the cel block_
leia: aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?

“jedi knights” (to the tune of “summer nights”)

han:
death star station, stuck, bored as h_ll

leia:
interrogation, trapped in my cell

han:
i saved a girl, crazy for me

leia:
he was my ride, unfortunately

han & leia:
in the trash, about to be mashed
because of those jedi knights

guys & girls:
well_a, well_a, well_a, huh!

guys:
tell me more, tell me more!

han:
yeah, she’s curvy, not flat

girls:
tell me more, tell me more

leia:
his best friend is a rat

___
girls: uh_huh! guys: doo doo. girls: uh_huh! guys: doo doo. girls: uh_huh! guys: doo doo doo, doo doo
_sfx: chewbacca roars_
leia: will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?!
han: absolutely, your worshipfulness!!

___
girls: uh_huh! guys: doo doo. girls: uh_huh! guys: doo doo. girls: uh_huh! guys: doo doo doo, doo doo
han:
back to the ship, a plan i was scheming

___
girls: uh_huh! guys: doo doo. girls: uh_huh! guys: doo doo. girls: uh_huh! guys: doo doo doo, doo doo
leia:
he ran blasting, yelling and screaming

___
girls: uh_huh! guys: doo doo. girls: uh_huh! guys: doo doo. girls: uh_huh! guys: dooooo!
han:
stormtroopers came, i took ‘em down

___
guys & girls: doo, do_bop bop bop! doo, do_bop bop bop!
leia:
me and luke, were swingin’ around!

_sfx: kiss_
han: eww…

___
han & leia:
what a trip! got in the ship
but look! fighting jedi knights!

_sfx: light sabre battle_

guys & girls:
well_a, well_a, well_a, huh!

girls:
tell me more, tell me more!

leia:
you scruffy looking nerf herder!

guys:
tell me more, tell me more!

han:
saving this chick is murder!

_sfx: han blasts a trooper_
trooper: ugh!
_sfx: thud_
han: it was a boring chorus anyway

“jedi school drop_out” (to the tune of “beauty school drop_out”)

_sfx: light sabre hum_

obi_wan:
your story’s sad to tell, a sp_ce_age ne’er_do_well
most mixed_up former slave boy in the stars
your future was unclear then
in you we sensed much fear then
now your outfit hides your soul and battle scars

yoda (background vocal):
oh, oh, oh, oh, la la la la la la la!

jedi school drop_out, no chamber council seat for you
jedi school drop_out, knocked up the senator of naboo
well you led the sith in genocide, a twisted evil h_llion
and thanks to that now both your kids are part of the rebellion

yoda: shh!

vader:
i was the learner

yoda (background vocal):
you were the learner

vader:
but now, ken0bi, i’m the master

obi_wan:
only of evil

yoda (background vocal):
only of evil

obi_wan:
which is why your life’s a disaster
if you strike me down, i’ll blow this town, for me please shed no tears
gotta be goin’ to that sequel, in four years

yoda (background vocal):
ah, ha ah ha

_sfx: light sabre slash_
luke: nooo!!!
_sfx: blaster fire_
leia: c’mon luke, it’s too late!
obi_wan: run, luke, run!
_sfx: falcon taking off_
han: c’mon, buddy, we’re not out of this yet

“greased falcon (bridge)” (to the tune of “greased lightnin’” bridge sequence)

_sfx: claps replaced with 14 blaster shots and one explosion._

___

han: you hear me baby? hold together

_sfx: claps replaced with 14 blaster shots and one explosion._

___

han: (laughing) ah_ha_ha_ha_ha!

_sfx: claps replaced with 14 blaster shots and one explosion._

___

luke: got him! i got him!
han: great, kid. don’t get c_cky!

_sfx: claps replaced with 14 blaster shots and one explosion._

willard: princess! thank goodness you’re safe!
_sfx: r2_d2 noises_

“red five” (to the tune of “hand jive”)

dodonna:
now listen up to this battle plan
take an x_wing fighter, just one man
zoom on down into that trench
and smell that thermal exhaust port stench
cause a chain reaction will sure be neat_o
if you target your proton torpedo!

_sfx: x_wing fighters, maybe with r2_

luke:
a harder mission i can’t surmise
but i used to bullseye womp rats that size
just like beggar’s canyon back home
but suddenly i feel all alone
how was i the only one to survive?
i’m standing by, and they call me red five!

everybody:
r2, red five, baby!

_sfx: r2_d2 noises_

everybody:
r2, red five, baby!

luke:
oh yeah!

“greased falcon (reprise)” (to the tune of “greased lightnin’” end sequence)

luke: this is red 5, i’m going in
obi_wan: luke, trust your feelings
_sfx: r2 gets shot_
luke: i lost r2!
tarkin: you may fire when ready
obi_wan: use the force, luke
vader: i have you now
_sfx: blaster, explosion_
vader: what?!
han: yee_hoooooo!
_sfx: vader’s ship knocked off course_
han: you’re all clear, kid, now let’s blow this thing and go home!
_sfx: proton torpedo shot_
_sfx: death star explosion!_

guys:
go…

han:
go skywalker, destroyin’ the empire base!

guys:
skywalker, go skywalker! go…

han:
go skywalker, you’re saving all of outer sp_ce!

guys:
skywalker, go skywalker!

han:
blew them to h_ll

guys:
huh huh!

han:
a_with some help

guys:
huh huh!

han:
from greased falcon!

guys:
falcon! falcon! falcon!
falcon! falcon! falcon! falcon!
falcoooon!

“jedi knights (reprise)” (to the tune of “summer nights” end sequence)

leia:
battle’s over, that’s where it ends

han:
blew off jabba, to save my friends

leia:
here’s some medals, for fighting clones

han:
time to make, “indiana jones”

han & leia:
star wars dreams, on movie screens
but, oh, those je_edi kni_ights!

everybody:
use the force, use the for_…_or_or_or_…or_or_orce!

- the great luke ski

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