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the goats - columbus' boat ride lyrics

chicken little: check it out hangerhead, this must be the place. “uncle scam’s welfare and federally funded freak show. this place is huge! i wonder where we start?
hangerhead: why not start at the beginning you dumb f-ck? look over there
columbus: ahoy kids. ride the christopher columbus boat ride! jump in any of the boats: the nina, the pinta, the santa enslave ya, and the rape ya
chicken little: excuse me mr. columbus, but we’re trying to find our uncle scam
columbus: you want some scoop, you gotta ride the boats first. how much money ya got?
chicken little: well this is all i have…
columbus: hmm, well that seems just about right
chicken little: hey mr. columbus, you took all my money!
columbus: no i didn’t kid. mmm, i discovered it. ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
hangerhead: d-mn chicken little, dude left you broke like a treaty and sh-t
chicken little: d-mn, let’s get outta here

- the goats

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