the buzz - ashton cronch كلمات الأغنية
[intro: m_sack]
you ever been to bashton fart school?
it’s sh_t!
we been here for two flippin’ decades!
and trust me when i tell you this, this school is f_ckin’ aids
[verse: m_sack, f_word, m_sack and f_word]
but i’d rather have aids than rather go to this school
shave that moustache, mr poole
when i pull up in english and i see mrs strode
i’d rather have fire comin’ outta my chode
we got no f_ckin’ bins
seagulls sh_t on my ass
i gotta clean my trousers
and i’ll be late for class
mrs buck coming at you with cystic fibrosis
watch out for the bunsen ‘cus i’m about to roast this
slice you up, cut you into two like it’s mitosis
i’ll puncture your cell membrane like it’s osmosis
cannot deal with the aids at this school
why is mr george so f_cking tall?
the cheese is made of plastic
this school is so elastic
guess who got a three in science
it was f_cking patrick
so many bagels in this school
like i’m pulling up to a synagogue
that’s where jews go to pray
a synagogue_
the bagels got so much cheese
they be lookin like sm_gm_
i’m half black
so i can say [censored]
mr britton
he’s a short ginger c_nt
he’s bald on the top
and g_y ’round the front
monsieur uk
you’re lookin’ real g_y
come to you at break
and we say hey
you be like
“what we tryna’ say?”
and we be like
“can we book the room today?”
[outro 1: m_sack, f_word, m_sack and f_word]
so like, like, fred, you ever think about this right
like, back in the day, they never had chairs right
so ho_who, even came up with that right
like who thought…wh_wha_what ass thought that you would have to sit in the staircase shape?
wel_well isn’t it just like how rocks work?
like, like, you’re just like a_like a normal cave_cave man
and he was like “hmm, i’m gonna sit on the stairs.”
w_wait, so is it like, is it like a need embedded in humans to, like, get in that position?
is it, like standing or lying down
i’d say, i’d say, i’d say, it like…
it’s kinda natural, isn’t it?
‘cus like standing, you can’t get any more standing than standing, can you?
yeah
you can’t get any more led down than led down, can you?
so you gotta find a good in_between, right?
so, so yeah, but like, but like, being sat down, you can get more standing than you are sat down
yeah
but being sat down, is like, an obviously, like, y_you’re more stood up than if you’re led down, yeah?
yeah, that’s kinda like my erection
yeah, yeah
fist bump, h_ll yeah
that was a good one
[laughing]
what the f_ck are you doing?
oww, fred stop, stop, stop, f_ck_
yeah, take that fred
no, go away, go_
[outro 2: apparated inside my fridge]
oh, je_oh, jesus christ it’s_
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