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the autistikids - thanks for giving me salmonella كلمات أغنية

[verse 1: lil autistikid]
i put my turkey in the oven and it came out burnt
shove the stuffing up its ass, that sh_t must’ve hurt
made the turkey bite the curb, it be tasting dirt
oh sh_t, we k!lled the turkey, now we got thanksgiving curse
i couldn’t buy another one, cuz they all sold out
i said f_ck it and decided to serve sauerkraut
but then at that last second all the turkeys had restocked
put on my air jordans and started sprinting up to the block
saw a woman at the store, it grew big (my c_ck)
i then said f_ck that b_tch because she rеally likes k_pop
i got my thanksgiving turkey and sprinted right back homе
looked in the garden and saw a motherf_cking garden gnome
i cooked my thanksgiving turkey perfect in the oven
i got all my spices and gave my turkey a good rubbing
serve the turkey at the table, get down and i’m lovin’ it
all this thanksgiving food make me wanna go and take a sh_t
i sat on the toilet, that food was h_lla good
after about 20 minutes, i was done and i busted
i looked back inside the toilet and saw bl__dy diarrhea
godd_mn i think thanksgiving turkey just gave me salmonella

[chorus: lil autistikid & lil dicey]
thanks for giving me salmonella, b_tch (ayo, lil dicey on the beat)
thanks for giving me salmonella, b_tch
[verse 2: lil dicey]
went to the doctor after my p_n_s got warts
the weirdass doctor grabbed my thigh and then took off my shorts
told me i got an std from a turkey or a dog
i said nah these warts are a sign, i am a warthog
it would make sense if i got that std from a turkey
when my family wasn’t lookin’, i inserted my jerky
after i busted a nut, my homie caught me, screamed “brodie!”
gosh darn, failed nnn, now i got herpes type b
“at least big d_ck randy’s gone” is what i would’ve said
if he didn’t break into my house and pin me on the bed
then i screamed at him when he grabbed my legs and he spread
whipped out my strap and went (bah, bah) with that lead
big d_ck randy, unfortunately, wasn’t even phased
in fact all the bullets i blasted just grazed
big d_ck randy just smiled as i ran out my window
man, this thanksgiving will just be me and my pillow

[bridge: lil dicey]
bro i thought randy was limited to halloween
i really hope this christmas that he will not be seen
but i can’t guarantee, and he’s very scary
but for now, let’s focus, be thankful this week

[chorus: lil autistikid]
thanks for giving me salmonella, b_tch
thanks for giving me salmonella_

- the autistikids

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