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teelawst - tokens lyrics

tokens lyrics
[verse 1: teelawst]
i just hit 1k monthlies on spotify, where’s my gold plaque?
made out with your b_tch, but she had a lot of tooth plaque
call me aladdin, ‘cause i just stole some f_ckin’ bread
but the feds caught up to me and they got on my head
i said, “leave me alone, you wouldn’t get it”
“i’m just tryna stack it up like it’s a breakfast”
they asked me, “do you believe in brexit?”
and then i said that i do not believe in british people
the only thing that i believe in is dogecoin
i spеnt 100 dollars on it when it was worth 58 cents
it is now worth 19 cents and i’vе lost 70 dollars in my investment
i want to k!ll myself
i went to the arcade and i ran out of tokens
so i went up to the person at the front counter, and i said
“hey buddy, i’m out of tokens, do you think i can get some more tokens?”
and he said no, so i shot him
he was bleeding out in front of me
he said, “why didn’t you just buy some more tokens?”
i said, “it was really important that i kept my money”
he said, “but you’re about to go to jail anyway”
that dumbass b_tch had called the f_cking feds
you know, the ones from earlier when i was talking about aladdin
they were on their way to my exact coordinates
i have to admit that this is very unfortunate
the feds pulled up and told me to get on the ground
and they told me to shut the f_ck up and not make another sound
but i had to say sorry to the guy from the arcade
i said, “i’m sorry that you never got laid”
[verse 2: xaptiox]
i told that b_tch, “leave me alone”
b_tch, you look like you have an extra chromosome
i got two bad b_tches in my bed tonight
i just copped mario kart 9 for the wii
bring over the scooby_doo dvd
just robbed santa claus for stealing my dog
playing minecraft on the cd
i just took a fat p_ss in the lawn
i like drinking bong water for fun
if you ever see me, you gotta run
i have committed m_________________________________________
i just farted and it felt like diarrhea
i also feel like i have gonorrhea
now i have to go and take a pee (ah)
went to the bank today to go get some money
told the bank teller to put in all the money
looked at me like i was kinda funny
then he pulled out a gun and robbed me instead
now i have a gun pointed to my head
i said, “sir, please, i have a family at home”
he pulled out a family greeting card
then i pulled out my guitar hero guitar
that’s the story of how i lost my virginity
moral of the story is i hate g_y people
i wanna fight t_lost so f_cking bad
oh my, oh wow, i wish i had a dad

- teelawst lyrics

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