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teddy grey - i love lasagna lyrics
[garfeld, spoken]
when the universe kicks you in the b_lls
you don’t need to reach for alcohol
for there’s a certain recipe
that cures whatever’s ailing me
(spoken)
hit it!
oh, i love lasagna
it’s my favorite dish
sent out from the heavens, filling my every wish
nothing gives me more joy than italian cuisine
pasta, meat, cheese, and pure dopamine
oh, i love lasagna
eat it all through the night
give it all to me; i’ll savor every bite
i would be content to eat it еvery day
and whenevеr i’m finished, make another tray
oooo_oo_oo_oo_oo
i love lasagna, meow, meow, meow
[odee, barked]
ruff ruff ruff ru ru ru ruff!
[garfield, spoken]
odee, what is so important that…
oh my god, is he smoking crack?
f_ck, he was six months clean
uuuh, there’s nothing to look at over there, folks
let’s bring the focus back to me
i’ve got another verse for you!
ready?
(sung)
oh, i love lasagna
it’s much better than crack
and for all you out there addicted to smack
garfeld’s got a substitute to help you all quit
it’s not a 12_step program; it’s lasagna, b_tch!
if you are an addict barely clinging to life
(877) _ 822 _ 0485
that is the hotline for substance abuse
because addiction is no joke, and god loves you!
oooo_oo_oo_oo_oo
i love lasagna, meow, meow, meow
[odee, barked]
ruff ruff ruff ru ru ru ruff!
[garfeld, spoken]
what do you want?
oh god, oh f_ck!
would you go do something about that, please?
[john, spoken]
hey!
get back here, you stupid mutt; those are mine; i’ll k!ll you!
[garfeld, spoken]
oh sh_t!
(sung)
oh, i love lasagna
love it deeply within
please just eat lasagna and don’t do heroin
lasagna isn’t outlawed, and it won’t cause you pain
it didn’t k!ll jim morrison or kurt cobain
oh, i love lasagna
it’s the point of this song
i’m sure you get the idea, and you’ve been catching on
basically, just know that lasagna’s legit
and that alcohol and drug abuse is f_cked up sh_t
oooo_oo_oo_oo_oo
oooo_oo_oo_oo_oo
[john, spoken]
ha!
now i’ve got you, you little sh_t
[garfeld, spoken]
jesus christ!
(sung)
i love lasagna, meow, meow, meow
(spoken)
jesus!
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