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teamheadkick - the rpg rap كلمات الأغنية

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[intro]

[verse 1]

check me out, i got a motherf-ckin’ flute

and i’m ready to raid to get paid and get loot

need some weapons? i’m ready to share

cause i’m dishin’ out blades like a renaissance faire

i’m ready for war. straight diggin’ out trenches

got a treasure trove of online wenches

you attack, didn’t know that i was pro

i cast reflex, where did your armor cl-ss go?

don’t mess with me, i pvp

i’ll take you out, destroy your whole team

this love affair started early for me

way back in the time of d&d

and opposition, i face plenty

but i’ll take’m all out with one d20

real life seems dull to me

that’s why i’m living in the land of the rpg

[chorus]

livin’ in the land of the rpg!

i’m living in the land of the rpg!

livin’ in the land of the rpg!

i’m living in the land of the rpg!

[verse 2]

in real life, i got a dumb -ss job

a dumb-ss boss, but don’t give a toss

cause a small monthly fee is all it costs

to be a bad motherf-cker in azeroth

i’m shooting shadow magic all up in your dome

i could use my guild, or i could do it alone

i like open maps so i can ride my mount

cast the wrath of god, take everything out

power up (rawr!)

get my stats maxed

take paladin son, bout to whoop that -ss

betray me once and i’m gonna bang ya

drink tons of beer when i call it mana

magic: the gathering, lord of the rings

these are just two of my favorite things

real life is a joke to me

that’s why i’m livin’ in the land of the rpg

[chorus]

[verse 3]

collecting the scrolls, always looking for trolls

i’m a dragon-huntin’, motherf-ckin’ taker of souls

completing the quest, always down for a raid

then i loot that chest

time to get paid

farmin’ xp, like a psycho

if you meet me you’re gonna need insurance like geico

when it comes to armor, i’m a star

with a pimped-out, half-naked avatar

castin’ spells while i ride a horse

launch a fireball son, at some ugly orcs

a rabid force, i’m dovahkiin

i’ll fus ro dah like you’ve never seen

fully equipped, i’m dragonborn

when you’re all maxed out, it’s gamer porn

real life, just can’t compete

that’s why i’m livin’ in the land of the rpg

[chorus]

[verse 4]

all these skeletons,gotta get behind’em

need a bigger backpack to carry more items

picking up jewels and craftin’ weapons

that’s lava dude, so watch where you’re steppin

sneakin’ like a ninja with the [?]

pickpocket your -ss then i’ll slit your throat

look out! it’s a blizzard!

you shall not p-ss!

here comes the wizard!

undead zombies rise from the grave

until i berserk and unleash the rage

then i pick the cage, and bust it free

with my high level mage, everything hotkeys

stamina, dexterity

i got more loot in my bag then i’ll ever need

intelligence, strength

if you need a loan b-tch, i’m the bank

hit the astral plane and fight a beholder

diamond battleaxe sittin’ right on my shoulder

drink this brew, it’ll make you faster

trust me, dude, i’m the dungeon master

bring your friends, i’m down to brawl

tabletop, online, i’ll play them all

in real life, i never sleep

so i’m livin’ in the land of the rpg

[chorus]

[outro]

- teamheadkick

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