t-spoon and zz tophalf - dog mom anthem كلمات الأغنية

[verse 1]
wake up in the morning my dog’s on a routine
walk him in my jammies don’t care if i’m seen

covered in fur, p–p bags in my pocket
i know i look good so don’t get a red rocket

casually strolling with a t-rd in my hand
wondering where the h-ll’s the closest trash can

peeing everywhere brooklyn bridge to the rockies
he’s marking territories what we do on our walkies

never leave the house without my lint roller
h-ll yea i got a geriatric pug in this stroller
kirnan with noodle in a stroller

his instagram is popping i don’t mean maybe
he gets more likes than my sister’s baby

if you’re a dog mom here’s your camera roll
it’s just my dog’s face no matter how far you scroll

storage is full? i’m like, psh, siri please
that’s why i rock him on my wall, shirt and keys

[chorus]
if you’re a dog mom, put your hands up
this song’s for all the ladies who provide for their pup

when you’re a dog mom this is what you do
cause they say your not my baby and i know it ain’t true

[verse 2]
went to the vet cause her p–p was volcanic
we put her on a diet now that sh-t is organic

bought him elevated bowls i’m a boss breadwinner
now he doesn’t strain his neck while he’s eating his dinner

toys and chews that’s where i’m throwing my paper
don’t forget treats! it’s turkey-duck flavor

we popping bottle service at the dog-friendly joints
if i can’t bring my dog then i just don’t see the point

here’s an invitation and don’t be tardy
i’m going all out for my dog’s birthday party

show up looking fly and we’re sipping on t-tos (zoe)
she’s the life of the party: “and her paws smell like fritos!”

[chorus]
if you’re a dog mom, put your hands up
this song’s for all the ladies who provide for their pup

when you’re a dog mom this is what you do
cause they say you’re not my baby and i know it ain’t true

[verse 3]
feeling mad pride when he rips out the stuffing, i even give props when he doesn’t do nothing
you’re amazing

on my nanny cam while i’m in a board meeting
wonder what she’s doing “oh god what are you eating?”

reunited coming home, yo that sh-t is sacred
when i take off her collar, it looks like she’s naked!

so bomb at belly scratches, i’m like a dog m-sseuse
and i know he appreciates cause he brings me his moose!

don’t need a man when i come home
cause my bed is a literal bone zone

fall asleep to the sound of you l1cking your parts
but you wake us both up when you’re scared of your farts

can’t wait to wake up and do it over again
say it with me now: dogs are a woman’s best friend

ha! ha! we out!
but we immediately want to come back in again

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