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steven wright - twin lyrics

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i have a half_twin

i also have a siamese stepson

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friend of mine is on the ouija board of directors

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my doctor told me i shouldn’t work out anymore until i’m in better shape

i said, ”alright. don’t send me a bill until i pay you.”

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i was in third grade when they told me there was a skeleton inside of me and it freaked me out

from then on, every halloween, i went door to door naked

“don’t think of the skin! don’t think of the skin!”

that was the same year she asked us if we could be any animal in the world, what animal would we wanna be and i raised my hand and i said, “a bird.” and she said, “why? so you could fly?” and i said, “no. so my sh_t would be white.”

teacher started crying
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one of my grandfathers died when he was a little boy

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lately, i’ve been trying to feel healthier so i’ve been eating a lot of vitamins, but i don’t know, i don’t know… too many vitamins you have to eat before you feel full

one good thing about it though. the color of my urine is amazing.

it’s like going to a laser show. i go in there. i shut the lights off. i put pink floyd on

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so i called up the airline to make a reservation. they said, “how many will be traveling?” i said, “how do i know? it’s your plane.”

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i bought one walkie_talkie

i didn’t want anyone to hear what i was saying

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i’m addicted to placebos
i could quit but it wouldn’t matter

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i’m also part of the jehovah’s witness protection program

i have to go door to door and tell everybody i’m somebody else

- steven wright

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