stephen lynch - d and d كلمات أغنية

better get back up here. this is a song about a guy you might remember from high school, or you might be this guy from high school. i don’t know..

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(how about a little harmonica?)

i’ve got my twelve sided die and i’m ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.

my friends are comin’ over to my mom’s bas-m-nt bringin’ funyuns and a mountain dew.

{i got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo’s a-pumpin zeppelin.

it’s that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.}

it’s d and d!

fighting with the legends of yore.

it’s d and d!

never kissed lady before. {nope!} whoo!

now the lord of the rings, the dark crystal and things.

we use these as a reference tool.

and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we’re the coolest kids at the school…

{no we’re not.}

i know.

now teich’s a real b-st-rd but a fair dungeon master.

he’s got hit points and charisma to lend.

{and i rehe-rs- in my room, or what i call the dragon’s tomb, when i’m not out with my girlfriend.}

it’s d and d… wait…

sorry, you got a girlfriend?

{yeah. yeah, i got a…no.}

it’s d and d!

warriors that terrify.

it’s d and d!

virgins ’till the day we…

1,2,3,4!

die!

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thanks.

{stephen lynch, ladies and gentlemen.}

that’s mark teich.

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