starjake - turkey sammich (a parody) كلمات الأغنية
verse 1 : starjake
i’m in tha kitchen
whippin up a turkey sammich
i been on a diet
so i’m really gonna like this sh_t
i take the bread
put tha meat between tha bread
i don’t mean my d_ck
i mean bread from loaf of bread
dieting wit no carbz
makez me feel so dead
so on my cheat day
i wanna taste some bread
and sum turkeeey
i take a chomp of the sammich
and it tastes so good
its all good in tha hood
m_th_f_cking b_tch
i’m whipping up a_
(hey! i like turkey sammiches!)
wait… who tha f_ck is this b_tch?
(look at me! i’m overweight!)
shut tha f_ck up, sl_t
ur ruining my song
…..
…..
verse 2 : ff
my name is briana
i’m the lead singer of a band
but not really
i just record stuff on my phone
i dunno how to play an instrument
so i steal sounds off the internet
i don’t even know how to rhyme
if i do, its by mistake
i heard there was a turkey sammich
so i broke into starjake’s home
tha turkey was calling my name
cuz i’m a fattie
and i need food
i don’t give a f_ck about my fans
i don’t f_cking care about money
cuz i’m broke!
i live with my parents
and they tell me i’m autistic
but they’re both just b_tchez
i use cl!ckbait for my videoz
cuz i’m too ugly to get viewz
i have diabetez
and i really think eating six pizzaz
is really healt_
[starjake] :
shut tha f_ck up
gimme the mic back
you fat r_t_rded b_tch!
chorus : starjake
i’m whippin up a turkey sammich
wait wait wait….
i like whippin up a turkey sammich
i’m whippin up a turkey sammich
its ganna taste so good
its gonna taste sooooo goood
i’m really wanting dis turkey sammich
verse 3 : starjake / ff
starjake::
i was juzt singing about turk sammich
wtf is up
wit dis ugly fat b_tch
why tha f_ck is she here
my dogs r shaking in feaar
they probably think
that shez gonna cause an earthquake
wit her fat f_cking feet
her music taste is sh_t
she wants to suk my d_ck
but i ain’t giving her sh_t
cause i might catch a dizeaze
i ran to tha front door
now the b_tch is starting to wheeze
she’s so fat
now she’s crying on her kneez
wait… i just dropped the mic!!!!
ff ::
i got tha mic back
starjake is so mean to me
he’s bullying me!
he told me that i’m fat!
why does n0body like me??
why cant i loze weight??
wait… no
i don’t wanna loze any
cause i’m a fat f_ck
and my dumbass rarted fanz
love a fat f_ck
even tho i don’t have a neck
i juzt stole his turkey sammich
i’m ganna share it wit my rarted bf
he’s probably out cheating on me
so i might get to keep it for myself
or maybe not
cuz he’s a disgusting fat tw_t
just like me
he findz his way around tha meat
bf : hey! gimme dat turk sammich
ff : wait…
bf : or i’m ganna f_cking beat u
ff : wait! i’m sorry! plz nooooo
_thwap
bf : now ur on da ground
u really thot u could keep dat from me
i’m ur bf, u ugly fat f_ck
u should be loving me
ff : but… i do luv u
bf : then dont take my sammich!
and don’t even think about it
cuz i’ll beat u
i’ll beat u
i’ll beaut u to deth
u fat rarted b_tch
starjake :
okay okay, i think they’re gone now
ew!
two fat rarts in my kitchen??
ewwwww!!!!!!!
i’m ganna die from cringe!
_diez from cringe_
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