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(intro)
tsk tsk tsk tsk
_phone rings_ h_llo?

(verse 1)
can romeo kiss juliet? well, if it’s in good taste
i think i can allow it, but not below the waist!
you want to show “last tango”, eh? well, that sounds rather hot
i hope you can assure me the b_tter’s out of shot!
a drama that is biblical? yes i’ll give that the nod
but don’t suggest that mary had messed around with god!

(chorus 1)
but don’t suggest that mary has messed around with god!
he knows what’s acceptable, he knows what’s obscene
he’ll never let a p_n_s penetrate your screen!
no groping, no scr_w_ng
uncle william offers you safe viewing!

(bridge)
_ahem_ there we are, no chance of catching anything from that
_phone rings_ h_llo? oh!

(verse 2)
“gorillas in the mist” you say? she sounds extremely sick!
i’ll let it pass provided the mist is very thick!
a derek jarman video? i don’t that will shock
i met a man who told me it’s all a load of c_ck
the tales of “madame bovary”? now, that’s a definite no!
the only gaelic classic is called “‘allo ‘allo!”
(chorus 2)
the only gaelic classic is called “‘allo ‘allo”
he knows what’s acceptable for boring old farts!
he won’t permit a close_up of your private parts!
no groping, no scr_w_ng!
uncle william offers you safe viewing!

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