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a pool table don’t you understand?
friend, either you’re closing your eyes
to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
by the presence of a pool table in your community
well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here
i say, trouble right here in river city
why sure i’m a billiard player
certainly mighty proud i say
i’m always mighty proud to say it
i consider that the hours i spend
with a cue in my hand are golden
help you cultivate horse sense
and a cool head and a keen eye
you ever take and try to find
an iron_clad leave for yourself
from a three_rail billiard shot?
but just as i say
it takes judgment, brains, and maturity to score
in a balkline game
i say that any b00b can take
and shove a ball in a pocket
and i call that sloth
the first big step on the road
to the depths of deg_ra_day__
i say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon
then beer from a bottle
an’ the next thing ya know
your son is playin’ for money
in a pinch_back suit
and list’nin to some big out_a_town jasper
hearin’ him tell about horse_race gamblin’
not a wholesome trottin’ race, no!
but a race where they set down right on the horse!
like to see some stuck_up jockey’boy
settin’ on dan patch? make your blood boil?
well, i should say
now, friends, lemme tell you what i mean
ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table
pockets that mark the diff’rence
between a gentlemen and a bum
with a capital “b”
and that rhymes with “p” and that stands for pool!
and all week long your river city
youth’ll be fritterin’ away
i say your young men’ll be fritterin’!
fritterin’ away their noontime, suppertime, choretime too!
get the ball in the pocket
never mind gettin’ dandelions pulled
or the screen door patched or the beefsteak pounded
never mind pumpin’ any water
’til your parents are caught with the cistern empty
on a sat_rday night and that’s trouble
yes you got lots and lots of trouble
i’m thinkin’ of the kids in the knickerbockers
shirt_tail young ones, peekin’ in the pool
hall window after school, ya got trouble, folks!
right here in river city
trouble with a capital “t”
and that rhymes with “p” and that stands for pool!
now, i know all you folks are the right kind of parents
i’m gonna be perfectly frank
would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes
on while they’re loafin’ around that hall?
they be tryin’ out bevo, tryin’ out cubebs
tryin’ out tailor mades like cigarette fiends!
and braggin’ all about
how they’re gonna cover up a tell_tale breath with sen_sen
one fine night, they leave the pool hall
headin’ for the dance at the arm’ry!
libertine men and scarlet women!
and rag_time, shameless music
that’ll grab your son, your daughter
with the arms of a jungle animal instinct!
mass_staria!
friends, the idle brain is the devil’s playground!
trouble (oh we got trouble)
right here in river city! (right here in river city)
with a capital “t”
that rhymes with “p”
and that stands for pool
(that stands for pool)
we’ve surely got trouble!
(we’ve surely got trouble!)
right here in river city
(right here!)
gotta figure out a way
to keep the young ones moral after school!
(our children, children going to have trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble)
mothers of river city!
heed that warning before it’s too late!
watch for the tell_tale signs of corruption!
the minute your son leaves the house
does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
a dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
is he starting to memorize jokes from captain billy whizzbang?
are certain words creeping into his conversation?
words like ‘swell?”
and ‘so’s your old man?”
well, if so my friends
ya got trouble
(oh we got trouble)
right here in river city!
(right here in river city!)
with a capital “t”
and that rhymes with “p”
and that stands for pool
(that stands for pool)
we’ve surely got trouble!
(we’ve surely got trouble!)
right here in river city!
(right here!)
remember the maine plymouth rock and the golden rule!
(the children, children going to have trouble)
oh, we’ve got trouble
we’re in terrible, terrible trouble
that game with the fifteen numbered b_lls is a devil’s tool! (devil’s tool!)
oh yes we got trouble, trouble, trouble!
(oh yes, we got trouble here, we got big big trouble!)
with a “t”! (with a capital “t”!)
gotta rhyme it with “p”! (that rhymes with “p”!)
and that stands for pool
(that stands for pool!)

- spanky and our gang

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