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smosh - the justice league is sad كلمات الأغنية

_intro_
[joe]
hey, are you excited for that new ‘justice league’ movie?
[olivia]
not really, i mean all those movies are just so dark and emo
it almost seems like ’dc’ should just stand for ‘depressed characters’
[joe]
yes! i mean they’re superheroes, what do they have to be so depressed about anyways?
[batman]
hey! just because we’re superheroes doesn’t mean we don’t have justified depression! hit it, robot guy!
[cyborg]
my name’s cyborg
[batman]
yeah, whatever

_verse 1_
[cyborg]
we just some emo superheroes
all caught in slow motion
hiding in the shadows
can’t handle our emotions
loved ones always dying
really sucks to be we
now you see why we’re crying
cause we’re always dc!
‘depressed clinically’
medication isn’t cheap (x2)
[batman]
my parents are dead
i got ptsd
i lost my girlfriend
blew up in front of me
always save gotham
it’s kind of a hassle
when i wear my mask
_batman voice_
i talk like an assh0l_
i became my greatest fear
let me be clear about that
to cope with my depression
i became a d_mn bat

[superman]
i also lost my parents
and my whole d_mn planet
saved the human race
but taken for granted
in a dying industry
i make 30k a year
last left of my kind
can’t connect with anyone here
yeah i got a girl
but i don’t have friends
you feel me
when i finally met another hero
tried to k!ll me
saved your planet twice
and then actually died
and i still got haters so yeah
f_ck my life
[batman]
then how are you alive?
you said you just died

_talking_
[batman]
really guys!
are we seriously just gonna overlook the fact that superman was k!lled in ‘batman v superman’? really?! okay, fine, yeah
[olivia]
okay i get why you two are sad but, aquaman? you’re the king of the sea, you’re life must be amazing
[aquaman]
yes but i, can’t find love on dry land
[joe]
i don’t understand aquaman, where do you find love?

_verse 2_
[aquaman}
i’m deep c diving
diddling crustaceans
dolphin cuddling
fish loving nation!
i’m wetting this d can’t you c?
at depths you cannot reach
doing creatures from the sea
bout’ to make that whale beach
i’m done with metaphors
give it straight as h_ll
i’ve f_cked a lot of fish
and you should try as well
put it deep in the blowhole
put it so deep in the blowhole (x2)

_talking_
[aquaman]
_continuing_ put it deep in the blowhole
put it so deep in the blowhole
[batman]
okay batty
[aquaman]
brap brap brap
[olivia]
okay, flash, why are you so sad?
[flash]
…i’m impotent
[olivia]
oh
[joe]
okay, um well, i guess we know why you guys are all sad
[olivia]
sorry we judged you
[wonder woman]
no enough, ‘dc’ does not stand for ‘depressed characters’
it stands for… d_ck crusher

_verse 3_
i demonstrate my confidence
you consider consequences
i destroy the criminals
you boys are just miserable
profile, going up
audience, showing up
ticket sales, blowing up!
i dominate the culture
and not to make it vulgure
i’m a d_ck crusher
don’t be fooled cuz i’m a stunner
and just in case you wonder
i’m a d_ck crusher
i see a d_ck
i crush it
i an’t gonna rush it

d_ck crusher (x3)

_talking_
[olivia_
oh my god!
[joe]
that’s correct! dc is awesome!
[olivia]
we should go see ‘justice league’ right now!
[cyborg]
wait! you forgot my verse, ‘dc’ doesn’t stand for ‘depressed characters’ or ‘d_ck crusher’
[joe]
what does it stand for then?
[cyborg]
dude cyborg 😉

_last verse_
i’m a dude cyborg
i’m a cyborg that’s a dude
i’m a dude cyborg
i’m a cyborg that’s a
dude cyborg
i’m a cyborg that’s a dude
i’m a dude cyborg
i’m a cyborg that’s a
du_du_du
du_du
du_du_du
du_du
i’m a dude cyborg
i’m a cyborg that’s a dude

_talking_
[joe]
okay, let’s just go watch ‘avengers’ for the 15th time
[olivia]
yeah, this sucks

- smosh

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