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showboat blastoff - electrical tape كلمات الأغنية

[verse 1: showboat blastoff]
i just remembered what i left at home
it was my sense of right or wrong, but trash that, i can fake that
what i really needs my trusty data key to keep me on track
spray paint my life in four words
cream of the cr-p
i need need a jumpstart can you kick me in my kidney stone
id try some standup but could you appreciate my funnybone
i don’t really care where we’re going just as long as were moving
cause ill get moss on my brain, then im not the same
i start to coagulate
epinepherine, its all about the ratio
90% commercials, keep the music off the radio
if a paper plate can keep me from washing all these dishes
and then my foods still delicious
why would i care about the presentation
its just a game of perception
stop trying to trick my erection into buying your chemicals
cause im all about the decibels
these side side eff ects keep my wallet in check
its keeps me out of trouble and stops the silly voice in my head
like when i decide to stick my whole face in a bowl of capsaicin
i my first reaction is what could possibly go wrong, maybe it will burn for hours
best case it will give me powers
i look at it like its a win win
but then again im face down in a garden apartment
pretending to hide in the lingerie department

[hook: showboat blastoff]
electrical tape on my face it gives me powers
need a new mustache?
just use electrical tape
need a new eyepatch
just use electrical tape
need a new lifestyle?
just use electrical tape
electrical tape on my face it gives me powers

[verse 2: showboat blastoff]
i already have more powers then what allotted for the original man
infact on tonights episode of blastoff gives back im taking off my electrical tape eye patch
im doing it in a move of solidarity and and giving all excess powers to charity
such an emotional display from blastoff warrants taking my pants off
stand back
i reach i reach for my zipper and i feel a slap, im standing in the gap
im laughing my -ss off while i simulate that its raining glitter
if i could levitate id pretend i was sitting on the invisible mans shoulders
playing chicken with an invisible family
imagine that, a grown man floating in the air
why i don’t have that power yet, well to me is just confusing
im not looking for handouts but im a roll shy
i just k!lled a ten pack
i just made full tuxedo, then i wired up a 3 phase
also
im out of conduit
separate story
peter remind me to hit off menards
electrocution doesn’t leave any scars
luckily for me ive stored up powers in my energy towers
failure to do such would just be seen as laughable
but you know whats not funny
scotch tape, i leave that to pee wee herm
compared to electro that’s sh-ts germ
if your comparison shopping, i invite you to dine on my droppings
i just ate some gummy bears so there might be toppings
in my eyes theres only one accessory that i consider necessary
wait for it!

[verse 3: showboat blastoff]
if theres one thing that i have learned in my ultimate wisdom
the power does not lie with in the electrical tape
it lies inside you
you make take the time to embrace the electrical tape
but what you are truly embracing is your own being
give it a shot
you will see that the mustache and the eyepatch are truly the only way
fools kiss b-lls

- showboat blastoff

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