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shady rabbit - criminal lyrics

[intro]

a lot of people ask me r_t_rded f_cking questions
a lot of people think that what i say on discord or what i talk about on discord, that i actually do in real life or that i believe in it
or if i say that i wanna rape somebody that i’m actually gonna do it or that i believe in it
well, sh_t, if you believe that then i’ll rape you
you know why?
’cause i’m a criminal

[verse 1]

criminal
you’re godd_mn right
i’m a criminal
yeah, i’m a criminal
my words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
that’ll stab you in the head
whether you’re a f_g or lez
or a h0m_s_x, hermaph or a trans_a_vest
pants or dress
hate f_gs? the answer’s “yes”
h0m_phobic? nah, you’re just heterophobic
staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging
that’s my motherf_cking b_lls
you’d better let go of ’em
they belong in my scr_t_m
you’ll never get hold of ’em
“hey, it’s me, gareth
whoops, somebody shot me!
and i was just checking the mail.”
get it? checking the ‘male’?
how many records you expecting to sell
after your second lp sends you directly to jail?
c’mon! relax guy, i like g_y men
right, sherb? give me an “amen”. a_men!
please lord, this boy needs jesus
heal this child, help us destroy these demons
oh, and please send me a brand new car
and a prostitute while my wife’s sick in the hospital
preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
you can’t reach me, my mom can’t neither
you can’t teach me a godd_mn thing
’cause i watch tv, and comcast cable
and you ain’t able to stop these thoughts
you can’t stop me from topping these charts
and you can’t stop me from dropping each march
with a brand new cd for these f_cking r_t_rds
and to think, it’s just little ol’ me
mr. don’t_give_a_f_ck still won’t leave
[chorus]
i’m a criminal
’cause every time i send a message
these people think it’s a crime
to tell ’em what’s on my mind
i guess i’m a criminal
but i don’t gotta say a word
i just flip ’em the bird
and keep going, i don’t take sh_t from no one

[verse 2]
my father was never there for me. did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed
it was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as he
don’t dare make fun of that baby ’cause that baby was me
i’m a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed
but how the f_ck you supposed to grow up when you weren’t raised?
so as i got older and i got a lot taller
my d_ck shrunk smaller, but my b_lls got larger
i drink more liquor
to f_ck you up quicker
than you’d wanna f_ck me up for saying the word
my morals went _thhbbpp_ gareth got oral
s_x in a forest lying in the grass
now don’t ignore me
you won’t avoid me
you can’t miss me, i’m white, blonde_haired
and my nose is pointy
i’m the bad guy who makes fun of people that get raped
as long as it ain’t happened to him shady rabbit, i’m as crazy as gareth west and cade combined
“the maniac’s in” in place of the doctor
’cause shay couldn’t make it today
he’s a little under the weather
so i’m taking his place
oh, that’s shay with an ak to his face
don’t make me k!ll him too and spray his brains all over the place
i told you shay, you should’ve kept that thang put away
i guess that’ll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
i’m a criminal
[skit]

plinky: aight look
shady rabbit: (uh huh)
plinky: just go up in that motherf_cker
get the motherf_cking money and get the f_ck up outta there
shady rabbit: aight
plinky: i’ll be right here waiting on you
shady rabbit: aight
plinky: yo rabbit
shady rabbit: what?!
plinky: don’t k!ll n0body this time
shady rabbit: awwright. godd_mn, this motherf_cker gets on my f_cking nerves
aha?
how you doin’?
teller: hi, how can i help you?
shady rabbit: yeah i need to make a withdrawal
teller: okay
shady rabbit: put the f_cking money in the bag b_tch and i won’t k!ll you!
teller: what? oh my god, don’t k!ll me
shady rabbit: i’m not gonna k!ll you b_tch, quit looking around
teller: don’t k!ll me, i’ve got two kids at home don’t k!ll me, don’t k!ll me
shady rabbit: i said i’m not gonna f_cking k!ll you
hurry the f_ck up! thank you!

[verse 3]
windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it
so when i rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
so i’ll be disguised in it
and if anybody identifies the guy in it
i’ll hide for five minutes
come back, shoot the eyewitness
fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
die, b_tches, b_st_rds, brats, pets
this puppy’s lucky i didn’t blast his ass yet
if i ever gave a f_ck, i’d shave my nuts
tuck my d_ck in between my legs and cluck
you motherf_cking chickens ain’t brave enough
to say the stuff i say, so just tape it shut
sh_t, half the sh_t i say, i just make it up
to make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
and if it’s not a rapper that i make it as
i’mma be a f_cking rapist in a jason mask

[chorus]
i’m a criminal
’cause every time i send a message
these people think it’s a crime
to tell ’em what’s on my mind
i guess i’m a criminal
but i don’t gotta say a word
i just flip ’em the bird
and keep going, i don’t take sh_t from no one
i’m a criminal
’cause every time i send a message
these people think it’s a crime
to tell ’em what’s on my mind
i guess i’m a criminal
but i don’t gotta say a word
i just flip ’em the bird
and keep going, i don’t take sh_t from no one
i’m a criminal
’cause every time i send a message
these people think it’s a crime
to tell ’em what’s on my mind
i guess i’m a criminal
but i don’t gotta say a word
i just flip ’em the bird
and keep going, i don’t take sh_t from no one
i’m a criminal
’cause every time i send a message
these people think it’s a crime
to tell ’em what’s on my mind
i guess i’m a criminal
but i don’t gotta say a word
i just flip ’em the bird
and keep going, i don’t take sh_t from no one

- shady rabbit lyrics

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