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seven drunken nights in hobbiton - brobdingnagian bards كلمات أغنية

as i got home on monday night as drunk as drunk could be
i saw a horse outside the door where my horse ought to be
so i calls my wife and i says to her, “will you kindly tell to me
who owns the horse outside my door where my horse ought be?”

“ah, you’re drunk!
you’re drunk, you silly old fool
so drunk you cannot see
that’s a lovely sow that me mother sent to me”
i’ve traveled the world all over, a hundred miles or more
but a saddle on a sow, sure, i’ve never seen before

and as i got home on tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
i saw a coat behind the door where my coat ought to be
so i calls my wife and i says to her, “will you kindly tell to me
who owns the coat behind my door where my coat ought to be?”

“ah, you’re drunk!
you’re drunk, you silly old fool
so drunk you cannot see
that’s a lovely blanket that me mother sent to me”
i’ve traveled the world all over, a hundred miles or more
but b_ttons on a blanket, sure, i’ve never seen before

and as i got home on wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
i saw a pipe beside my chair where my pipe ought to be
so i calls my wife and i says to her, “will you kindly tell to me
who owns the pipe beside my chair where my pipe ought be?”
“ah, you’re drunk!
you’re drunk, you silly old fool
so drunk you cannot see
that’s a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me”
i’ve traveled the world all over, a hundred miles or more
but tobacco in a tin whistle, sure, i’ve never seen before

and as i got home on thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
i saw two boots beneath the bed where my boots ought to be
so i calls my wife and i says to her, “will you kindly tell to me
who owns them boots beneath the bed where my boots ought be?”

“ah, you’re drunk!
you’re drunk, you silly old fool
so drunk you cannot see
that is two geranium pots me mother sent to me”
i’ve traveled the world all over, a hundred miles or more
but laces on geranium pots, sure, i’ve never seen before

and as i got home on friday night as drunk as drunk could be
i saw a head upon the bed where my head ought to be
so i calls my wife and i says to her, “will you kindly tell to me
who owns the head upon the bed where my head ought to be?”

“ah, you’re drunk!
you’re drunk, you silly old fool
so drunk you cannot see
that’s a lovely baby that me mother sent to me”
i’ve traveled the world all over, a hundred miles or more
but whiskers on a baby, sure, i’ve never seen before
(except maybe on gimli but that’s a side thing)
as i got home on sat_rday night as drunk as drunk could be
i saw two hands upon her br__sts where my hands ought to be
so i calls my wife and i says to her, “will you kindly tell to me
who owns the hands upon your br__sts where my hands ought to be?”

“ah, you’re drunk!
you’re drunk, you silly old fool
so drunk you cannot see
that’s a lovely nightgown that me mother sent to me”
i’ve traveled the world all over, a hundred miles or more
but fingers on a nightgown, sure, i’ve never seen before

and as i got home on sunday night as drunk as drunk could be
i saw a lad sneakin’ out the back a quarter after three
so i calls me wife and i says to her, “will you kindly tell to me
who was the lad sneakin’ out the back a quarter after three?”

“ah, you’re drunk!
you’re drunk, you silly old fool
so drunk you cannot see
that’s lowly hobbit that’s journeyed recently from bree
i’ve traveled the world all over, a hundred miles or more
but a sober hobbit awake at three, i’ve never seen before

- seven drunken nights in hobbiton

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