sculleywag - santa? where’s my fucking bike? lyrics
[intro]
yo
merry christmas motherf_ckers
[verse 1]
it’s that time of the year
where we can all cheer
getting p_ssed on the beer
i’m writing this for the fat red man to hear
i made a list
and i’m taking the p_ss
worth three_hundred bucks
i just really can’t seem to get enough
christmas day arrives and we are all alive
presents under the tree
but there’s one missing from that tree
[chorus 1]
i don’t have my bike
santa where’s my f_cking bike
i can’t ride around town
and that’s a big f_cking frown
i don’t have my bike
santa where’s my f_cking bikе
i can’t ride around town
and that’s a big f_cking frown
[verse 2]
santa i thought i could count on you
but now i’m crying inside of my f_cking room
i made you a list
you just had to chеck it twice
i hope you fall into a pit of angry mice
next christmas you better get me that f_cking bike
otherwise i’ll have to f_cking buy the bike
yes that’s right
i’ll have to get it with my own money
but i’m poor, all i can buy is a bottle of honey
imma pull up to that north pole
and then i’ll end you and then sell your soul
all i wanted was a good gift from you
all you got me under that tree was complete sh_t
i don’t need all these useless toys
i want to actually fit in with the boys
i’ve been wanting a bike for so long and so bad
now you’re just making me f_cking sad
[pre_chorus]
once again santa this is a friendly reminder
[chorus 2]
i don’t have my bike
santa where’s my f_cking bike
i can’t ride around town
and that’s a big f_cking frown
i don’t have my bike
santa where’s my f_cking bike
i can’t ride around town
and that’s a big f_cking frown
i don’t have my bike
santa where’s my f_cking bike
i can’t ride around town
and that’s a big f_cking frown
i don’t have my bike
santa where’s my f_cking bike
i can’t ride around town
and that’s a big f_cking frown
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