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schmekel - you're not the only bear i've fisted lyrics

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[ricky]
i wore my leather chaps to the eagle
the bouncer said, ‘queen, you aren’t legal.’

[lucian]
so i said, ‘no really, i’m twenty-nine
and if you let me in, i can do you from behind’
the bouncer said, ‘boy, you wanna top me’
i’m huge and hairy, can’t you see”
‘just drop your pants, sir,’ i insisted
‘you’re not the only bear i fisted.’

you say i’m limp-wristed
but you’re not the only bear i fisted
you say i’m limp-wristed
but you’re not the only bear i fisted

[ricky]
i wore my vinyl suit to the c-ck
some guy said i looked like dr. spock

[lucian]
that flaming trekkie was cute but snotty
so i said, ‘bend over and i’ll beam you up, scotty.’
he looked at my crotch and said, ‘you don’t have the power
you must live long to prosper from a golden shower.’
i said, ‘don’t get your boxers twisted
you’re not the only bear i fisted.’

you say i’m limp-wristed
but you’re not the only bear i fisted
you say i’m limp-wristed
but you’re not the only bear i fisted

[ricky]
i wore my skinny jeans to the phoenix
some furry guy said, ‘you don’t have a p-n-s.’

[lucian]
‘sure i do, but whatever, let’s not talk semantics
take off your clothes and i’ll get my hand slick.’
so he took out his d-ck and i said, ‘no, turn around.’
and i got out a glove and lube by the pound
he growled and he roared and his gl-sses got misted
he’s not the only bear i fisted
you say i’m limp-wristed
but you’re not the only bear i fisted

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