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sarah herrera - the correct term is actually ephebophilia كلمات أغنية

yesterday was really hot and i haven’t felt much like working lately
so i left work at about 2:30 and drove over to i.s. 95

i went to that particular school for three reasons
the girls are really cute
the neighborhood isn’t so bad that i have to worry about my safety
and they have really poor air conditioning
which means that on a day like yesterday the girls come out all flushed and sweaty

the bells rang and i got to enjoy the show for about 10 minutes
as they trickled out of the building in their skirts
and then some assh0l_ administrator must have recognized my car
because a squad car pulled in right behind me with its flashers on

the normal procedure is to be charged and then proceed to central booking
but these cops saw i had priors and tried to get cute
they wanted to get an admission to make their bones
in the highly_competitive world of the nypd hierarchy
that’s sarcasm, folks
they asked me what i was doing parked in front of a junior high school

i asked if i was under arrest, and if not, was i free to leave?
they said i was not under arrest
but being detained for questioning

which is total b.s
i told them that it was a magnet school
and my blood was abnormally high in iron
then i explained that the concept of looking at something
is really more passive than active
as images are projected onto your retina
and i can hardly be faulted
for others projecting their images at me

then this one cop gets right in my face with the intimidation
so finally i told him that i went to two years of law school in michigan
which isn’t true
i explained that if they would like to charge me
i would mount a pro say defense and subpoena the police records
incident reports and financial records of every cop in the room

you do have every right to do that, legally
just don’t plan on continuing to live anywhere in new york state
they’ll post two cops outside your house
and you’ll get a ticket for speeding while backing out of your driveway

so anyway they let me go
but not before i mysteriously
banged my head about 7 times
on some exposed ductwork in the hall

i hate those f_ckin’ crackers

at least i didn’t do the whole “i pay your salary” routine
they really hate that

- sarah herrera

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