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sans beanstalk - uk winter (tesco value christmas bumper) lyrics

white substance, grey christmas
plt do a roaring business
top stays on, gave up on my fitness
now eat chocolate flavoured with citrus
whole country decked in north face
got bublé eyeing up tour dates
pitch black at the end of pointless
love winter, are you sure mate
mum wants strictly, nah that’s dead
coming up next it’s i’m a celeb
going to watch a soap star clean out a toilet
and nigel farage with a snake on his head
jd adverts just come back
swap out the grey night tech for the black
kids if you want to meet santa
foot asylum with air force ones in the sack
curry and a cobra activity
jools holland get a little bit fidgety
fellas can’t pay electricity
worried they’ll ban the nativity
slow down a sad song
slap it on a ad and make it mad long
john lewis on a mad one
dfs sale how long has that gone
get p_ssed up at a christmas market
german sausage and a fake fur carpet
shout at my nan, throw up on the bucks fizz
yeah that’s the plan, jesus would have loved this
swap out the lager, now on the black stuff
winter wonderland with the girl, now i’m bankrupt
lost 20 quid on a big stuffed panda
haunted house cuz they dropped out a lamda
office party, big sk_nker
not seen this side of amanda
tesco value christmas jumper
what a joker, unrivalled banner
legs out, tequila rose jacket
white christmas, nose packet
pubs warm, smoke habit
open a shop, sell useless gadgets
shout out menkind
it’s great if you want to buy like a
rotating fork that your dad’ll use once
or like a lava lamp in the shape of like
warwick davis or something

holiday ads to the uae
people on insta show they ski
panto starring a woman your dad knows
from back in day, on page three
no vit d, sip baileys
trains cancelled almost daily
eat bounty, can’t pay me
sheeran all day long, sainsbury’s
there’s blokes dressed up like peaky
chirpsing girls at an alberts schloss
thinking that there a shelby
then tell me joe rogan’s a boss
ski mask every corner
no explorer, buy vapes in a shop
85 for a grinch, he’s feeling the pinch
so your tv’s robbed
blokes getting p_ssed
about the word holidays
three ingredients
served in a lot of ways
losing your nut over nando’s gravy
footb_lls on 12 times on the daily
the pogues rewrote, bald man goes crazy
every year
uk winter, oi
uk winter, oi
uk winter
uk, uk, oi
uk winter, oi
uk winter, oi
uk winter
uk, uk

- sans beanstalk

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