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sans beanstalk - my dad's harder than yours lyrics

[intro]
beanstalk

[verse 1]
your dad likes richard osman
taskmaster and folding a brompton
airport queue, he’s chatting ’bout johnson
b_lls on a podcast, loves that nonsense
glasto stories, never gonna stop them
over the wall and it never was a problem
england team, no_one can stop them
that southgate fella, i think he just gets it

[verse 2]
wife’s out, might flirt with alexa
crazy socks, he’s quite the collector
give him a minute, he’s in charles tyrwhitt
did history of art and missed every lecture
fleur in the kitchen whipping up a johnathan
he likes pizza when it’s neapolitan
saw tim vine and he didn’t wanna bother him
he has got tickets to see milton jones though

[pre_chorus]
my dad’s got your dad frightened
mine’s west ham, yours is brighton
my dad’s mccoy’s on site and your dad expenses from byron
my dad, he’s got free sky and your dad, he worships rob brydon
your dad watches qi and he wants a pilot’s license
[chorus]
my dad’s harder than yours
my dad’s harder than yours
my dad’s harder than yours
my dad’s harder than yours
your dad knows guys called alistair
your dad read secret barrister
my dad has never smelt lavender
my dad’s harder than yours

[verse 3]
your dad still claps for the nhs
but went private for the prostate checks
got luxury specs hung round his neck
got cold war steve tatted on his chest
oi, four_slice breville
carra’s the devil, he likes gary neville
world war two, he’s collecting medals
“middle class” man with a £5k kettle

[pre_chorus]
oi, yeah, baddiel and skinner
likes his bike, wants the wheels bit thinner
cycle with viney, bumping the wiley
the wife finds out, there will be no dinner
your dad sells insurance
but he wants to write bits
got a sonos sound bar
desert island discs
[interlude]
you won’t believe this, but i actually like grime

[chorus]
my dad’s harder than yours
my dad’s harder than yours
my dad’s harder than yours
my dad’s harder than yours
your dad’s got a volvo estate
your dad stays out of debates
my dad’s not your dad’s mate
my dad’s harder than yours

[pre_chorus]
your dad’s never been past bow
my dad slagged off [?]
your dad does duolingo
once a year, in bordeaux
my dad, he doesn’t have chinos
your dad likes cheese and vinos
have i got news for you
your dad’s a railway keeno

[interlude]
yeah i was just watching james may in j_pan, learning all about bullet trains
which are actually really fascinating
when i saw on x (formerly known as twitter)
there was a poll for the nation’s favourite biscuit
y’know, obviously i voted for custard cream
but, y’know
really i just hope biscuits are the winner
[chorus]
my dad’s harder than yours
my dad’s harder than yours
my dad’s harder than yours
my dad’s harder than yours
your dad knows all the stops
on the gatwick express
and he’s fine, he’s_ he’s alright

- sans beanstalk

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