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sam kinison - story of jim (bakker) كلمات أغنية

there’s one guy, there’s one guy who can suck d_ck, look god in the face and go, “what did you expect me to do?” or, “whup bib boo espep me boo boo?” there’s one man that can say that: reverend jim bakker! oh, yeah, reverend jim bakker. of course, we don’t have to call him reverend anymore, we just call him jim. [laughs]

did this guy deserve everything that happened or what? man, this d_ck. hypocritical, self_righteous b_st_rd! guy used be on the air, “i know god personally, no one will get in without my little seal on your forehead.”

jerk! ah, it’s great, too. god kicked his f_ckin’ ass, man. god’s tough. god__first off all the guy’s humiliated now, all over the world. he was on in 170 f_ckin’ countries. real smart guy, huh? he didn’t even leave two out. you know, where he could, “maybe we’ll f_ck up some day and need a place to run to. no, let’s be on every country for the gospel of jesus christ…”

now, in every country, “[psuedo_foreign language] jim bakker, f_ck this [psuedo_foreign language]”. wherever he goes the rest of his life, people going, “i know who you are! ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! honey, it’s him! it’s him! ha, ha, ha, ha! look at him! kids, get the camera! get the camera, look at him!”

“oh, god, did i f_ck up or what?”

judas is up in heaven going, “maybe i’ll get a f_ckin’ reprieve. i thought i f_cked up!”

oh. yeah, he lost everything, he’s humiliated, he’s shamed. he lost ptl club. jesus is still up over__he’s up in heaven right now, he’s going through the bible, going, “where the f_ck did i say build a water slide? how did they get that out of this? i never said, ‘build and old folks home and use it as a tax write_off! oh, oh, oh, you d_cks, you f_ckin’ d_cks!”

oh, god did kick his ass, man. he lost everything. he’s ruined. [laughs] and the worst thing of all is he still has to wake up to her! ahh! [laughs]. i can’t__i, i, i’m amazed he’s still alive, i really am. if i was him, i’d have enough pride to just go ahead and take my f_ckin’ life. if the guy was any kind of a man, he would. he’d go, “honey, i’m going to the restroom, i’ll be right back.” throw a strap over the shower curtain rod, jump off the stool, just [squeak, squeak, squeak]. [knock, knock, knock] “jim?” [knock, knock, knock] “jim, come back to the table, honey, the kids were only teasing you. jim?” [knock, knock, knock] “it was just a joke, honey. jim?” [squeak, squeak, squeak]. take your f_ckin’ life, bakker, you loser! he should, “oh, oh, oh [vocal gun sound], ohh.”

oh, jessica hahn, you know, if you’re going to lose a kingdom over some p_ssy, this is the girl, huh? can this guy pick ’em, he goes from tammy to f_ckin’ jessica hahn. the victim. “she was a victim! they took advantage of her. they brought her down here and they f_cked her, they came on her face and they took pictures of it and stuff.”

“and then i lost my faith, i can never believe in preachers again, i can never believe in god.”

and playboy comes along and goes, “listen, here’s a million dollars. can we take some pictures of your p_ssy?”

“oh, yeah, sure, here you go! don’t forget this.”

no, the guy should have to f_ckin’ be a night manager at f_ckin’ wendy’s or something for this, man. jim bakker, he should like run a bowling alley from like one ’til seven in the morning somewhere, you know?

- sam kinison

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