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they got us, man, they f_cking got us. you might as well have a trigger on it, ladies, because we do what you say. women should just reach in their panties and go, “chk_chk, is this what you want? let’s go. come on. hmm. i think this is what we were talking about, right? the p_ssy. let’s go. it’s time to go home, say good night to your friends. come on! get your fat f_ckin’ ass out in the car or you will not get this!” yeah

the guy’s like, “oh, oh, she’s got the p_ssy! i gotta go home, guys! i’d like to stay and party like a real man, but she’s got the p_ssy! oh, you f_ckin’ b_tch, you wh0re, if you didn’t have the f_ckin’ p_ssy! ahh, i’ll never forgive you for this, ahh. oh, it’s worse than rape, it’s worse than rape!”

ah, it’s true, you know it. every one of us, every guy in this f_ckin’ room has been in a party that’s just a party for guys. and they wanted to go home. “can we go home, please? i’m bored and my eyes hurt from all the smoke in the room. all your friends wanna do is drink and get high.”

“you’re right, honey, let me just go into the bathroom and change into a f_ckin’ dress in front of all my guys, all right? you got a skirt out in the trunk i can wear out, ’cause that’s what i’m going to look like, a big, f_ckin’ p_ssy that doesn’t have any control over his own f_ckin’ life, all right, honey?”

and then they try, “well, why don’t you just go ahead and get high again?”

“well, as a matter of fact, honey, i’m gonna get high again. ’cause that’s what you do at f_ckin’ parties! you get too high! you get too drunk! you stay too f_ckin’ long! that’s why they call it a party!”

and you feel tough. you feel strong. you feel like a man, and she goes, “chk_chk, oh, you forgot about one thing. let’s go. i’ve got the p_ssy, get in the car.”

“oh, you b_tch, oh! oh!”

so, he_he, he_he, you end up going home, i know. uh, so guys, since you’re there, since they wanna f_ck, f_ck ’em. do every single nasty thing you can think of. be the nastiest, darkest chapter in her s_xual diary. it’ll read, “there were all the others and then there was him! ow, oww! he made me do things that was just unnatural, ooh.”

ah, yeah, that way, do ma__make her, make her do it all, man. f_ck her every single place and way you can think of. watch p_rno films, talk to lesbians, whatever it takes. because then, then if she leaves you for another f_ckin’ guy, you just made this guy’s life real f_ckin’ interesting. oh, he’s gonna know who you are. oh, yeah, ’cause women love to talk about the f_ckin’ last guy they had, you know. “oh, he was sick, you don’t even want to know what he did.”

“that’s right, i don’t wanna f_ckin’ know.”

“it was terrible, it was terrible. he shared me with his friends once, we broke into a church, we f_cked on an altar at three in the morning__”

“will you shut up?! god d_mn it, will you shut your f_ckin’ mouth?! you were his wh0re! oh, ohh!”
oh, yeah, this guy will have stomach cancer in two f_ckin’ weeks. he’ll be drinking early, very early. “where’s the bottle, you f_ckin’ wh0re! did he do it with this, too?!”

“yes.”

“oh, shut up! shut up! oh, he did everything to you! ahh!”

“nyaa, nya_nyaa, nya, nya_nya! help me, i can’t come! help me!”

oh, yeah, ha, ha

- sam kinison

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