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sam kinison - pocket toys كلمات أغنية

ah, women. god, they’re it, too. there’s nothing else. we love you, ladies. you have the p_ssy. you have the p_ssy. you understand that? you have the p_ssy. it’s not the only reason we love you. but it’s on the top f_ckin’ five, all right? it’s right up there. it’s on the top five. it’s up there with the conversational abilities, maternal qualities and, “oh, oh, yeah. oh, yeah. put in p_ssy. oh, and, p_ssy.”

yeah, man, i mean, i mean there’s no substitute. there is no f_ckin’ substitute. there’s no artificial p_ssy. that’s why we keep coming back and taking more sh_t and we keep buying it because there’s no substitute. but i guarantee you, there’s some doctors somewhere working on it. there’s some researchers somewhere that are trying to invent the artificial p_ssy. because they know if they do, they’re gonna be millionaires in about ten f_ckin’ minutes. that’s gonna be some long lines at the stores, folks, you know what i mean? gonna be some long f_ckin’ lines. ye_ha_ha_ha

everybody go, “oh, if we just invent it, we’ll be millionaires. think of the business from truck drivers alone.”

“yes, you’ve got to make it to kansas city. you don’t have time to stop. you reach in for ronco’s pocket pal and you put that partner on and you ride that ride with a smile.” oh, yeah, they’re gonna f_ckin’ patent it, are you kidding?

“k_tel’s new elastic bush. it likes your folks. it doesn’t b_tch. it never has a period. it never wants any money. it’s k_tel’s elastic bush. it’s not jaws. it doesn’t mind.”

don’t you wish you could take orders for it right now? “oh, i’ll sign for it__”

like elixir, “ladies and gentlemen, i’ve got here in my wagon, the answer and the cure__”, yeah. oh, but there isn’t any. they have the p_ssy. so, we’re f_cked

- sam kinison

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