![kalimah.top](https://kalimah.top/extra/logo.png)
robert lopez & jeff marx - everyone's a little bit racist lyrics
[princeton]
say, kate, can i ask you a question?
[kate]
sure
[princeton]
well, you know trekkie monster upstairs?
[kate]
uh huh
[princeton]
well, he’s trekkie monster, and you’re kate monster
[kate]
right
[princeton]
you’re both monsters
[kate]
yeah
[princeton]
are you two related?
[kate]
what? princeton! i’m surprised at you! i find that racist
[princeton]
oh, well, i’m sorry, i was just asking
[kate]
well, it’s a touchy subject
no, not all monsters are related
what are you trying say, huh?
that we all look the same to you?
huh, huh, huh?
[princeton]
no, no, no, oh, not at all
i’m sorry, i guess that was a little racist
[kate]
i should say so
you should be much more careful
when you’re talking about the sensitive subject of race
[princeton]
well, look who’s talking!
[kate]
what do you mean?
[princeton]
what about that special monster school you told me about?
[kate]
what about it?
[princeton]
could someone like me go there?
[kate]
no, we don’t want people like you
[princeton]
ha ha ha ha ha, you see?
you’re a little bit racist
[kate]
well, you’re a little bit too
[princeton]
i guess we’re both a little bit racist
[kate]
admitting it is not an easy thing to do
[princeton]
but i guess it’s true
[kate]
between me and you
[both]
i think everyone’s a little bit racist sometimes
doesn’t mean we go around committing hate crimes
look around and you will find
no one’s really color blind
maybe it’s a fact we all should face
everyone makes judgments based on race
[princeton]
no, not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from
[kate]
no
[princeton]
no, just little judgments like thinking that mexican
busboys should learn to speak godd-mn english
[kate]
right!
[both]
everyone’s a little bit racist today
so, everyone’s a little bit racist, okay
ethnic jokes might be uncouth
but you laugh because they’re based on truth
don’t take them as personal attacks
everyone enjoys them, so relax
[princeton]
all right, stop me if you’ve heard this one
[kate]
okay!
[princeton]
alright there’s a plane going down
and there’s only one parachute
and there’s a rabbi, a priest
[kate]
and a black guy!
[gary]
whatchoo talkin’ ’bout kate?
[kate]
uh….
[gary]
you were telling a black joke
[princeton]
well, sure, gary, but lots of people tell black jokes
[gary]
i don’t!
[princeton]
well, of course you don’t—you’re black
but i bet you tell polack jokes, right?
[gary]
well, sure i do, those stupid polacks, ha ha ha
[princeton]
now, don’t you think that’s a little racist?
[gary]
well, d-mn, i guess you’re right
[kate]
you’re a little bit racist
[gary]
well, you’re a little bit too
[princeton]
we’re all a little bit racist!
[gary]
i think that i would have to agree with you
[kate & princeton]
we’re glad you do
[gary]
it’s sad but true
[all]
everyone’s a little bit racist, all right
all right
all right
all right
[gary]
bigotry has never been
exclusively white
[all]
if we all could just admit
that we are racist a little bit
even though we all know that it’s wrong
maybe it would help us get along
[princeton]
oh, christ, do i feel good?
[gary]
now there was a fine upstanding black man
[kate & princeton]
who?
[gary]
jesus christ
[kate]
but, gary, jesus was white
[gary]
no, jesus was black
[kate]
no, jesus was white
[gary]
no, i’m pretty sure that jesus was black
[princeton]
guys, guys, jesus was jewish
[all]
*laughter*
[brian]
hey guys, what are you laughing about?
[gary]
racism
[brian]
cool
[christmas eve]
brian, come back here
you take out lecycuraburs
[princeton]
what’s that mean?
[brian]
um, recyclables
[kate, princeton and gary]
*laughter*
[brian]
hey, don’t laugh at her
how many languages do you speak?
[kate]
oh, come off it, brian
everyone’s a little bit racist
[brian]
i’m not
[princeton]
oh no?
[brian]
nope
how many oriental wives
have you got?
[christmas eve]
what? brian
[princeton]
brian, buddy, where you been?
the term is asian-american
[christmas eve]
i know you are no intending to be
but calling me oriental—offensive to me
[brian]
i’m sorry, honey, i love you
[christmas eve]
and i love you
[brian]
but you’re racist, too
[christmas eve]
yes, i know
the jews have all the money
and the whites have all the power
and i’m always in taxi cab
with driver who no shower
[kate]
me too
[princeton and possibly brian]
me too
[gary]
i can’t even get a taxi!
[all]
everyone’s a little bit racist, it’s true
but everyone is just about as racist as you
if we all could just admit that we are racist a little bit
and everyone stopped being so p.c
maybe we could live in harmony
[christmas eve]
evlyone’s a ritter bit lacist
كلمات أغنية عشوائية
- burt bacharach - where can you take a girl? lyrics
- "brokie" - blatter freestyle (getting up to piss at 4:49 am type beat) lyrics
- b.j. thomas - (they long to be) close to you lyrics
- cat burns - go (sam smith remix) lyrics
- sofía gabanna - marciana lyrics
- rozalén - agarrarte a la vida lyrics
- zoey dollaz - my story lyrics
- justin georgewitz - this honest then lyrics
- hutch aka michael hutchinson - kall me king lyrics
- zezé motta - soluços lyrics