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rob rokicki - in the same boat lyrics
[percy]
wow, maybe your mom should’ve totally chilled
instead of making monsters that get us all k!lled!
[annabeth]
well, maybe your dad should’ve picked a better place
all he did was diss her with disgrace
[grover]
guys, calm it down
with all life’s stresses
it ain’t worth cleaning up your parents’ messes
now ask me where we are, i’ll give you three guesses!
(spoken)
ask me!
[percy & annabeth]
where are we?
[grover]
(sung)
we’re in the same bo-o-oat
in the very same bo-o-oat
[percy & annabeth]
i’d like to wrap my hands around that half-blood’s throat!
[annabeth]
don’t need to heed a talking goat!
[grover]
the same bo-o-o-o-o-oat
we’re in the same boat!
(spoken)
and look what i found at medusa’s place!
[percy]
three amtrak tickets?
[grover]
why run from monsters when we can ride?
(sung)
we’re in the same tra-a-ain
in the very same tra-a-ain
[percy]
with anna-blegh!
[annabeth]
and seaweed brain!
[percy]
you’re so high-strung
[annabeth]
well, you’re insane!
[grover]
the same tra-a-a-a-ain
we’re in the same train!
[conductor]
(spoken)
last stop, denver, colorado!
[percy]
wow, check out those rocky mountains!
[annabeth]
you mean the rocky mountains?
[grover]
that is so beautiful. i need a veggie burger!
[ares]
did someone say ‘veggie burger?’
[grover]
sweet!
[annabeth]
wait, does anyone else find this suspicious?
[ares]
roll with it. it’s not every day you get a veggie burger from a god. ares, god of war! maybe you’ve met my daughter, clarisse? woah, woah, woah, relax, i come in peace! i hear you runts are headed to hades, but you’ll never make it on public transportation. i can take you as far as vegas. y’all cool with motorcycles, right?
[percy & grover]
sweet!
[annabeth]
wait!
[percy, annabeth & grover]
(sung)
we’re on the same bi-i-ike!
on the very same bi-i-ike!
[annabeth]
there’s lots about this that i don’t like!
can we trust this guy?
[percy]
you could always hike!
[all three]
the same bi-i-i-i-ike
we’re on the same bike!
[ares]
(spoken)
vegas, baby! forgettin’ somethin’? this is where i get off
[grover]
that guy is so cool!
[annabeth]
okay, gang, we need a place to spend the night
[percy]
uh, how ’bout here? the lotus hotel
[annabeth]
you’re joking, right? in the odyssey, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed, one night could last a hundred years!
[percy]
well, i’m sure that’s irrelevant. uh, excuse me, miss, how long have you been at this hotel?
[bianca di angelo]
why, my brother and i arrived just yesterday, may 1st, 1939!
[percy & grover]
ahh!
[annabeth]
taxi!
[grover]
(sung)
bada badada ba ba badada
bada badada ba ba badada
[grover & percy]
bada badada ba ba badada
bada badada ba ba badada
(continues through next verse)
[annabeth]
athena, give me strength so i don’t k!ll him!
mother, guide with your wisdom, lend me some sense
i defend you, but i only tend to will him
to get more and more defensive
terse and tense!
mother? figures…
[percy]
(spoken)
los angeles!
[annabeth]
(sung)
it’s strange
sometimes i think i’m dreaming
it’s messed up, but he’s kinda cute
when he’s angry and all screamy
he’s so weird
but a good weird
our parents’ paths are pushing us apart
and my head is always stronger than my heart
if only he would say something that was remotely smart!
[percy]
(spoken)
i got it. the map was upside down
[annabeth]
ugh!
[percy]
here we are, doa records
[grover]
i kinda figured there’d be monsters
[percy]
yeah, uh, who knew that the lobby to the underworld would be so…
[annabeth]
dead?
[charon]
going down? no sobs, no screaming, and no getting seasick!
[percy]
how do you get seasick in an elevator? boat!
[annabeth]
(sung)
the way to the underworld is over the styx
it’s a river
[percy]
i know, you showoff
chicks
[annabeth]
s-xist, much?
go make a splash
[percy]
i’ll splash you
[grover]
it’s like watching t-tans clash
they’ll k!ll each other, or they’ll kiss
if we’re lucky, they’ll end up in an abyss
[charon]
i’ve seen some messed up stuff
but nothing quite like this
[annabeth]
(spoken)
if you’d just listen
[percy]
if you’d stop criticizing me!
(percy & annabeth continue arguing)
[grover]
(sung)
we’re in the same bo-o-oat
in the literal bo-o-oat
i’m trying to stay afloat above the lava moat
have you even heard a word coming from my throat?
the same bo-o-woah, woah, woah!
we’re in the same…
[all three]
ahh!!!
[annabeth]
(spoken)
did we just… almost die?
[percy]
i feel something strange
[charon]
is it.. seasickness?
[percy]
perspective. that stuff with our parents, it’s ancient history
[annabeth]
and who says history has to repeat itself?
[grover]
say it! say it! you know you wanna say it! just say it already!
[percy & annabeth]
(sung)
we’re in the same bo-o-oat
[grover]
(spoken)
yes! weird guy!
[charon]
(sung)
in the very same bo-wo-woat
[grover]
(spoken)
everybody now!
[all]
(sung)
we’re in the same…
[grover]
baa!
[all]
boat!
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