rhod gilbert - the ballad of the toothless goon lyrics
eastern europe
and we join our toothless goon
in an unassuming house, on an unassuming street
where he sits, by an unlit fire
he snores, deeply
fast asleep despite his cold and stony hearth
but wait, what’s this? a knock at the door
and a little match_girl, selling her wares
but she can’t get the toothless goon’s attention
so deeply does he sleep
she shakes her matches and bangs the door
and in her desperation
she decides to knock on the window and shout!
“hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! toothless goon!
h_llo! toothless goon!”
despitе her shouts of ‘toothless goon’
the goon sleeps so deeply
our littlе match_girl decides to come round the back of the house
and put the window through!
_pshhhhhh_
but still our goon, he sleeps
deeply and loudly
the dreams of t__th in days gone by and a lit hearth
our little match_girl approaches with her matches
and rests her hand upon his slumbering shoulder
where upon our goon wakes up with a startle!
“ahggggg!”
whizzes round and shoots her sh_tting face off!
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