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r.j. roze - texas homosexuals pt. 3 كلمات الأغنية

[intro]
this is doctor jiggle wiggle
this is doctor jiggle wiggle
doctor jiggle wiggle
doctor jiggle wiggle
welcome to the general hospital
did you wanna check up
for some motherf_cking aids?

[verse 1]
brucey wucey said yeah i think i have an std
i had s_x with another cowboy last night
and then i got worried that i mighta caught somethin
from these h0m_s_xual relations
jiggle wiggle put the motherf_ckin glove on
then he said “imma need to dig up yo ass!”
to get some f_ckin samples for some mothaf_ckin tests
then he shoved his hands up there (ohh!)
he shoved his hands up there (ohh, that felt good!)
he took out an organ and put it in the cooler
then he took it to another room, he’s such a b00ber!
i’m so f_ckin worried bout what i might have
if the tests positive, i’ll never have s_x again!

[verse 2]
wiggle jiggle came back in the room with a piece of paper
then he showed it to the texas cowboy
cowboy, yee_haw!
then he said you test positive for bout every motherf_ckin thing
but stds ain’t mothaf_ckin it
s_xy cowboy said “what the f_ck do i have!?”
wiggle jiggle diggle biggle
iggle iggle iggle iggle
he said “you have testicular cancer, cancer”
“you’re gonna f_ckin die! youre’ gonna f_ckin die”
“and these stds are gonna speed up the death”
“speed up the death”
and this is why you don’t have s_x with texas cowboys
yeehaw!
[verse 3]
i don’t wanna die, i don’t wanna die
i didn’t even get to have s_x with ezekiel elliot
dameon pierce, davis mills
none of them mothaf_ckas
i just wanna put my p_n_s in them
one f_ckin time
one f_ckin time like a make_a_wish kid
but unfortunately i’m bout 37 years old
years old, yee_haw, yee_haw!
i’m gonna ride my horse one last time
before i f_ckin die

- r j roze

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