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r.j. roze - bitchless richie كلمات الأغنية

[verse 1]
cody said there was fine ass b_tches at the beach
come on down and get yourself a b_tch
i said ok and got my sh_t
galveston beach is my target
a pack of condoms in my back pocket
today’s the day i find the one
or i’ll at least get some p_ssy, son
speeding on the highway, about 110
ran over a crackhead, his name was ken
12 came chasing, then i switched lanes
split them up, divide by two, that’s six
call me seven, cuz seven ate nine
talking bout quarter pounders from mickey dee’s
all the girls gonna be sucking on thеse
by tonight, i’ll have them all on thеir knees!

[chorus]
the b_tchless b_tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p_ssy
the b_tchless b_tchie strikes again

[verse 2]
arrived at the beach, man it’s so hot
my two big b_lls like a waterpark
i’ll get a b_tch to l!ck em like ice cream
this sh_t still the american dream!
went up to a blondie, she had a nice rack
ah! f_ck, a pepper spray attack!
she ran away, am i really that fat?
ten minutes later, at the ice cream booth
the cashier was cute, to tell the truth
she looked so sweet, it hurt my tooth
that’s the scoop that i gave to her
“go to the dentist, motherf_cker!”
i guess she saw my t__th was yellow
0 for 2 on p_ss_p_ss, a lonely fellow
went to some fine ass ladies doing a conga line
i tried to join, but they declined!
[chorus]
the b_tchless b_tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p_ssy
the b_tchless b_tchie strikes again

[verse 3]
getting sick of this sh_t, i need titties!
man, omega melons or ittie bitties
i don’t care anymore, i wanna see nips
went to another lady, she pulled out two whips!
ahh! why the f_ck does she have a whip
cody, help! i’m gonna die!
he got me away from that crazy ass b_tch
he pointed out a girl, she made my day
asked her out, she said she was g_y!
for f_ck sake, that ruined my day
i been at this place for bout two hours
not a single b_tch accept my flowers
f_cking wh0res, guess they hate roses
then it happened, a girl approaches
cute as h_ll with beautiful hair
then she kicked me, you know where

[chorus]
the b_tchless b_tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p_ssy
the b_tchless b_tchie strikes again
[verse 4]
blacked out, woke up, i’m in a casket
first things first, how did my ass fit?
wait a minute, why am i in a casket?
got the f_ck out, i was surprised
my friends and family were crying out their eyes
“holy sh_t man, we thought you died!”
the h_ll you mean, i got kicked in the b_lls!
laughter erupted through the church halls
i stormed the f_ck out and stole someone’s whip
took my lonely ass on another trip
galveston beach, i’m coming for your ass
i ain’t done getting that bad b_tch ass!
got back there and stripped back down
who’s the lucky gal that’ll get my crown?
waved at a b_tch in a bikini
“here’s a million dollars, get away from me!”

[chorus]
the b_tchless b_tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p_ssy
the b_tchless b_tchie strikes again

[verse 5]
sh_t man, i’m freaking rich!
but i still didn’t get no busty b_tch
petite, fat, anorexic, none of the above
ran out of lotion, i’ll use some dove
bought a mansion and a bugatti
not even gold diggers wanna get on me
then cody said i was better off g_y
for real? he said “no way!”
he was joking, but man i’m desperate
my unopened condoms proves it
i said f_ck it and downloaded grindr
fat guy, fat guy, fat guy, minor!?
after an hour, i found this buff ass black guy
told my mom, i’ll be back by
uh, i don’t know, sometime around midnight?
i’m about to f_ck another guy!
[chorus]
the b_tchless b_tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p_ssy
the b_tchless b_tchie strikes again

[verse 6]
cruising down to mont belvieu
texted him, told him “i love you!”
i arrived, pulled in at his place
i’m not usually g_y, but this a special case
he let me inside, hope he does the same in bed
even thinking about that made my face turn red
he cooked us dinner, it was chicken
i too got meat, he’ll soon be l!cking
the food was delicious, i told him that
he looked at me and called me fat
hey, that’s rude man, look at your cat!
he got mad and punched my mouth
bout seven t__th up and fell out
i said i was sorry, do you still wanna f_ck?
he kicked me out, i pressed my luck
i can’t even get with guys!

[chorus]
the b_tchless b_tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p_ssy
the b_tchless b_tchie strikes again

[verse 7]
i’m done with s_x, i’m the repellent
p_rn sites banned me, hookers blocked me
anime girls run away, no f_cking way!
to keep my clothes on, girls pay
i’m making bank by keeping my d_ck dry
if this sh_t keeps up, man, i might die
this lack of p_ssy is like a disease
d_ck, p_ssy, tits, v_lv_, anything, please?
it’s my last resort, no chance saving
even micro_p_n_s i be craving
had a wet dream about a cheerleader
i swear to god, i wanna breed her
woke up, grabbed a tissue, pulled my pants down
before i could grab my d_ck, my hand fell off!
tried to use my other hand, that’s gone, too!
even my f_cking hand rejected me!

[chorus]
the b_tchless b_tchie, i ain’t no richie
got a buck fifty, i’m spending it on me
i’m so thrifty, i get no p_ssy
the b_tchless b_tchie strikes again

[interlude]
yo, yo, yo, got the beat switch on these hoes!
ho, ho, ho!

[verse 8]
saw your sister at the beach today
grabbed her ass and called her my bae
her p_ssy is mine, you f_cking creep
go back to watching hentai in your jeep
i slathered her in sunscreen, and with my cum
you get no b_tches while i’m f_cking some bum
she looks s_xy as f_ck in her bikini
something’s rising up, it’s my motherf_cking weenie
she said to me “how about this heat?”
i said back “just beat my f_cking meat!”
got my shades on, tryna f_ck some ladies
we’re cruising downtown in my mercedes
from galveston to myrtle, out in la
the size of my d_ck will drive them cray_cray_cray_cray_cray!

[chorus 2]
we’re soaking in the sun
having a lot of fun
if you k!ll the mood, i’ve got my gun
if you’re rubbing on me, i think you’ve won
you look so s_xy when your shirts undone
we’re soaking in the sun
having a lot of fun
if you f_ck with me, you better run
you’re whiter than me, you’re homespun
the day is almost over, but the party’s just begun

[verse 9]
i get so h_rny when i see her melons
my c_ck will erupt like mount saint helens
i’ll cum on her till she’s sticky like ice cream
having s_x with her is the american dream
we’re blasting my songs while i blast her insides
s_x in the summer, i can f_ck with these vibes
shout_out to my fans who support me till the end
unlike other artists i can call you my friend
the sun is setting now, but we’re partying all night
sweating my b_lls off, you’re out if you cough
your time is one_off, your rhymes make me scoff
you tryna go diamond but can’t even go gold
quit trying to rap, you had zero copies sold
i’ll snap your cd in half, you’ll be kicked out by my staff
we’ll spit on your tape and laugh, you don’t get an autograph

[bridge]
yo, yo, yo
i had to rap dirty to scare the kids away
i’ll be signing some cds in the cafe
these three months will be ones to never forget
spend that dough until you’re neck deep in debt
if you’re still here it’s time for the good part
number one on the motherf_ckin chart
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
uh, uh, uh, time for the motherf_ckin good part
number, number, number, number one, number one, number one
on the motherf_cking chart
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
hahahaha, what the f_ck is this sh_t?
hahahahahaha!
hahahahha!

[verse 10]
cruising down galveston, f_cked a b_tch named allison
went and built a sand castle, i’m the king, no need to hassle
i’ll blow some sand in your eyes and make you some mud pies
off to the stand for some food, i’ll get you some, i ain’t that rude
bought some memorabilia and a drink for amelia
know their names, got the keys to their hearts
took her with me to throw some darts
[outro]
really, i couldn’t finish the song? ugh!
i guess we couldn’t get to the good part

- r j roze

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