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r.a. the rugged man - the big snatch كلمات الأغنية

[intro: r.a]
people say, like, y’know, you got a daughter now and a son, and don’t you wanna make__ you know, music that can help people and change the world? and i said, you know, that’s what i_ i’m gonna dedicate my life to that, now, you know? that’s why i gotta make records like this

[chorus]
i’ve warned you about women, they’re just going to make you unhappy and ruin your life!
grotesque music
yabba dabba dabba doo
yabba dabba dabba doo
what would any girl want you for?
face facts, son, you’re not good looking, you’re fa_ you’re fat
you’re fat
you’re such a c_nt, mom
even as a little boy n0body liked you

[verse 1: r.a]
my d_ck is a biblical plague, spitting frogs and locusts
i’m like supercalifragi_ f_ck it, b_tch suck on my gross d_ck
my c_ck’s deadly, that’s the medical prognosis
doctors could use my s_m_n as bug spray to k!ll roaches
i’ve been the world’s grossest since hall and oates wrote hits with more ferocious explosions than rollin’ with golden globers
i explode noses, the backhand break faces
all you p_ssy millennials better hide in your safe sp_ces
i’m an anarchist, b_tch, i live for pandemonium
i urinate sulfuric acid and i sh_t plutonium
sing to the chick, trickin’ the trick, i’m fingerin’ it, l!ckin’ the cl_t, givin’ it a fit, hit it with a brick, stick it with the d_ck
i’m sl!cker than rick, go!

[chorus]
the dirty d_ck derelict, foul mouth rhetoric
welcome to my world, b_tch
every chick that i stick, the bottom of the slime pit
welcome to my world, b_tch
the big titty snorkeler, the pimp p_ssy auctioner
welcome to my world, b_tch
thumbs up, henry winkler, the sick cl_t tingler
welcome to my world, b_tch
please go away
please_ please_ please_ please_ please_ please go away

[verse 2: r.a]
one day, a fine_as_wine high_class dime had appeared
she said she was an actress looking to start a career
so then i lied and told her that i was lars von trier
now get your ass in here and have a beer, i grabbed the rear
i started rappin’ in her ear ‘n’ told her i was slug from atmosphere
and when i said that, she swung from my d_ck like a chandelier
she had a longer v_g_n_ wall than the great china wall
i cleaned the dirty p_ssy with a washcloth and lysol
the fish was more enormous than the great white whale orca
if the statue of liberty had a p_ssy it’d be smaller
it was the giant mother of all tw_ts
her p_ssy lips looked like the blankets they used to give indians smallpox
i sucked on the slob’s tits, started givin’ her tw_t l!cks
but her p_ssy was more hairier than chewbacca’s armpits
an std came to get me riding on a jet ski
when she squirted, it’s like the water parted in the red sea
the lyrics might sound misogynist, but the crabs inside her v_g_n_ were stage divin’ and jumpin’ in moshpits
more insects than flypaper, p_ssy size of a skyscr_per
she uses nasa’s sp_ce rockets as a vibrator, that’s my word
the cl_t was the titanic iceberg
so i l!cked it ’til it melted and the climax occurred
and the v_g_n_l warts on the c_nt started beatboxin’, ugghh
f_ck it, keep the beat droppin’, i’ma keep rockin’
i make the c_nt cum fast, i p_ss nails and upchuck glass
i toss the moon at the earth and make the sun crash
i drink cyanide milkshakes, and i snort mustard gas
f_ck it, i ruptured the c_nt, and then i sucked the sl_t’s ass
9 months later, the earth shook and the bedroom collapsed
she gave birth, a pterodactyl egg fell out of her sn_tch
and when it hatched, the dinosaur baby started kickin’ raps
the p_ssy spit out turntables, and the baby began to scratch, go!

[chorus]
please_ please_ please_ please_ please_ please_ please_ please_ please_ please_ please go away
yabba dabba dabba doo
yabba dabba dabba doo
the dirty d_ck derelict, foul mouth rhetoric
welcome to my world, b_tch
every chick that i stick, the bottom of the slime pit
welcome to my world, b_tch
the raw dog, lumpy d_ck, quick to stick an ugly chick
welcome to my world, b_tch
finger f_ck a feminist, these cumshots never miss
welcome to my world, b_tch
please go aw_ please go_ please go away
i’ll go away, but i’ll see you again

- r a the rugged man

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