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pulsallama - the devil lives in my husband's body كلمات الأغنية

donald? donald, honey?
what are you doing down there in the bas_m_nt?
that’s what i said to my husband donald
when he came home from work last night, he said “honey i gotta fix something downstairs”
well, as i was pulling out the casserole
i heard this really weird barking noise coming from the bas_m_nt

the devil lives in my husband’s body
(we don’t have a dog)
no one can help us but the witch next door
the devil lives in my husband’s body
our friends can’t come over anymore

this went on for two weeks
every single night, donald would come home from work and i’d hear that barking in the bas_m_nt
so finally i called up hilda, our next door neighbor
everybody in town thinks she’s a witch
but just because she has seventeen cats doesn’t make her a witch…

the devil lives in my husband’s body
(…does it?)
no one can help us but the witch next door
the devil lives in my husband’s body
our friends can’t come over anymore

hilda agreed to come over for the barbecue we have every sat_rday afternoon
and she and i were having a drink
the kids were on the swing set
and donald was making hot dogs and hamburgers
when all of the sudden i looked over at him and he started barking
and he started twitching
and he started swearing uncontrollably
the devil lives in my husband’s body
(i was so embarrassed__in front of all the company and everything!)
no one can help us but the witch next door
the devil lives in my husband’s body
our friends can’t come over anymore

donald was completely hysterical and i just flipped out
hilda said that he was possessed by the devil and needed an exorcism right away
i sent him to the hospital instead
and two weeks later the doctor called me back and said donald had some…

the devil lives in my husband’s body
(…weird neurological disorder and he would be barking like that for the rest of his life)
no one can help us but the witch next door
(our insurance doesn’t cover it!)
the devil lives in my husband’s body
our friends can’t come over anymore

oh donald!

- pulsallama

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